Rejected from B-School

[ZEE]

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[rah]

AAHZ must own a Diploma for sale business.

[Dinner]

Oh, and maybe look over your letters of recommendation to see if you can get a better one.

[rah]

And I'd find another consultant. And you might want to reconsider your branding since it doesn't seem to be working.

[ZEE]

Also stop listening to mumble-rap and find better artists.

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[-Jrabbit]

Bummed for you, Alby. Great to see you posting, though. We miss you both in OT and fantasy football.

Hang in there, man.

[Uncle Sparky]

I didn't know American beauty schools were so difficult to get into. In Canada, I think you need to have completed grade 10 and be over 17. Maybe this will cheer you up -

[ZEE]

THATS IT!

Alby should be a manicurist, if he can pass the grueling training. It's a good profession, Alby, and I think you should thank Uncle Sparky for giving you a good direction that your "experience" provides.

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[Uncle Sparky]

Only half kidding, Alby. Forbes has listed 'Barber' as the fastest growing profession in America. Locally, about a dozen middle to high end men's barber shops have sprung up over the last couple of years. You could cut hair and disseminate your opinions!

[ZEE]

I completely agree. Alby's "resume" makes him perfect to be a barber and reminess about his "accomplishments" to the actual younger generation that will have careers in the software industry.

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[Wiglaf]

IT IS EXCEEDINGLY OBVIOUS WHY YOUR APPLICATIONS WERE NOT SUCCESSFUL :MAD: :a:ngry: AND IT DOESN'T REQUIRE A CONSULTANT LIKE ASHER, WHO WENT FROM BOMBSHELL TWINK TO CRUSTY FAR TOO FAST FOR COMFORT, TO FIGURE THIS OUT ;MAD:

I PERSONALLY KNOW SEVEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE GOTTEN INTO TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLS. WITHOUT A DOUBT, NONE OF THEM ARE BANK TELLERS WHO WORK PART-TIME WRITING ABOUT AREA OF EFFECT SPELLS OR AGE OF EMPIRES OR WHATEVER YOU'RE CLAIMING. THEIR ESSAYS ARE NOT SIMPLY ASPIRATIONAL (OR IN YOUR CASE, ASPIE-RATIONAL mad: ) THEY ARE OFTEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY BECOME ANALYSTS OR EVEN ***ASSOCIATES** AT TOP-TIER INVESTMENT BOUTIQUES OR VENTURE CAPITOL FIRMS, BOUYEE'D BY PERSONAL LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION FROM PARTNERS EMERITUS.

GET A BETTER BACKGROUND AND DO SOMETHING OR -- EVEN EASIER -- WRITE AN ESSAY THAT INFLATES WHAT YOU HAVE DONE,, THIS WAY AT LEAST YOU SHOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME :

[Al B. Sure!]

On that note, I just received an invitation to interview at Yale School of Management.

[rah]

I read the other day that software dev is now the highest rated job in the US. With an average salary over 100k.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm also interviewing at Kellogg (Northwestern).

[-Jrabbit]

Cool. Come to Chicago!

[rah]

Good luck.