Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[pchang]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/bgr.com/2018/04/18/iphone-security-hacking-6-digit-passcode-not-good-enough/amp/

[Kidlicious]

You do know Trump uses an iPhone which is unsecure, right? The NSA and CIA have both tried to get him to give it up as it has likely been hacked but we all know Trump is both stupid and obstinate.

Kind of like you. You low I.Q. individuals tend to act in similar ways.

It's not unsecure. Stop watching that CNN crap dude.

[Kidlicious]

In the bathroom?

I wouldn't put it past her.

[pchang]

Clearly the S of State handles much more sensitive info than a mere President (according to Kid).

[rah]

And when Kid makes excuses or ignores this we will have definitive proof (even though we already were quite aware) that his ex-wife did actually beat his brains out.

[Dinner]

Yeah, when the S of State does it on unsecured device.

You do know Trump uses an iPhone which is unsecure, right? The NSA and CIA have both tried to get him to give it up as it has likely been hacked but we all know Trump is both stupid and obstinate.

Kind of like you. You low I.Q. individuals tend to act in similar ways.

[ZEE]

When GlaxoSmithKline goes under even you willfeel the burn of economic collapse!

I will just be reverted to my natural state of a rampaging lunatic but with an angry Demon at his command.

Actually we have a give/take relationship. Versatility.

Edit: Oh you were talking about the Tums, I thought you meant my schizophrenic meds (I forgot the maker of them TBH)

[Dinner]

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/11/20/opinions/trump-is-our-fragile-president-dantonio/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

Trump, the fragile man who runs to safe spaces.

[Aeson]

I hope every major corporation collapses, the entire electric grid shuts down, the government completely loses control, and mass panic, riots, and chaos takes over the entire WORLD!!!

One step at a time though. Patience is a virtue. Damn my tummy still hurts. Time for soem moar Tums.

You know how my man worries about me.

When GlaxoSmithKline goes under even you willfeel the burn of economic collapse!

[Proteus_MST]

We could use leaves as postapocalyptic currency ... this would also ensure that the forests always remain well raked and therefore lower the risk of forest fires (at least as soon as Trump, mankinds only remaining stable genius after the apocalypse, reinvents the rake)

[BeBMan]

I'm ok with the doom/apocalypse thingie. No emails

[ZEE]

This is absolutely glorious.

[ZEE]

I hope every major corporation collapses, the entire electric grid shuts down, the government completely loses control, and mass panic, riots, and chaos takes over the entire WORLD!!!

One step at a time though. Patience is a virtue. Damn my tummy still hurts. Time for soem moar Tums.

You know how my man worries about me.

[ZEE]

The stock market is BOMBING today! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BeBMan]

In the bathroom?