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[rah]

Some hopes come true

[rah]

Hopefully your continued violating your vacation will lead to a longer one. You're really pathetic.

[rah]

Gee, I wonder who this is. What a child.

[pchang]

Those Clemson kids have not been watching their diet. In fact, their QB is a very frequent patron of Chik-Fil-A and the team regularly gets fast food as part of the post game food.

[BeBMan]

Trump plans to eat masses of MD's to use the empty boxes as building blocks for the wall.

[Dinner]

Hmm, Macdonalds.

[JohnT]

Imagine being a world-class athlete, one that has been watching their diet since the 7th-grade, being fed food for fatties.

[pchang]

I heard Clemson would have preferred Chik-Fil-A.

[spambot]

Imagine being invited to a banquet at the White House and finding out you're being served the same food you could have bought at a local McDonald's

[JohnT]

Yup. This was the meeting between Individual-1 and the Clemson team.

[Uncle Sparky]

Formal banquet at the White House?

[JohnT]

[spambot]

Archaeologists will be so confused.

[Uncle Sparky]

Hobbits in the region would encounter an unexpected journey...

[Aeson]

I suggest the same treatment for Dont Stop Believing, looping on the chorus. It may help wanderers in the desert maintain morale. I would set it up myself but it’s too much Journey for me.