Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[Broken_Erika]

Who?

Nambia!

[BlackCat]

Denmark-Sczhwitcherland :

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Seven minutes before time :
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One minute in overtime :
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[Dinner]

You should be uninvited from NATO.

Who?

[pchang]

If you liked your doctor before, now just die.

[seIf biased]

You should be uninvited from NATO.

[seIf biased]

New Zealand: Even in your own"space, your legitimacy in snagging a newspaper out of the hands of another ends in your own home or property boundaries... try as much as you wish with your children until they are old enough to let you fall down the stairs.

[seIf biased]

Adoi their matey!

[rah]

I thought your specialty was browsing without a brain.

[seIf biased]

browsing the internet without images is the way to go

[pchang]

Edinburgh and Düsseldorf all look the same apparently.

[Proteus_MST]

Seems like Mueller-Time has arrived

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1109199186937999364

[BeBMan]

Reports of the return of the dead parrot have been greatly exaggerated:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-47664259

Though his status has changed from dead to almost dead in 2013.

[BeBMan]

Quadplanes? Spacefighters are getting too complex!

[Lorizael]

Aren't X-Wings basically just biplanes with laser guns? I mean, doesn't seem like rocket science....

Well, quadplanes.

[Dinner]

I want a warp drive.