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Special offer: Vote for one Trump and get the whole family for the same price! 
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But wait, if you call within the next 30 minutes we'll throw in Michael Moore's evil twin for no extra charge!Originally posted by BeBro View PostSpecial offer: Vote for one Trump and get the whole family for the same price!
And that's not all, first time voters will get this premium MAGA hat thrown in at no extra charge! Call today!I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!Comment
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Poor Donald ... he is so great that none of the other G20-Leaders dare to speak to him, out of fear that they aren't able to reach his inlellectual capacities
https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/...50021388050432Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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The fellow on the far right of the picture prefers to dance with his invisible friend, rather than The Donald...There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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Trump Jr. has lawyered up! Congress wants to chat with him...
There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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... Has everyone forgotten that time Hillary Clinton had a cold? Absolutely horrible!
and why isn't the fake news talking about Chelsea Clinton, who didn't even attend an American University (like Trump University)...
I think everyone should confess to treason to prove their innocence...There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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Donalds lies get bolder and bolder:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...31482397908992
Honestly, who, except for a Hardcore Trumpist like Kid, actually believes what he writes there.
Especially the part with "I have very little time watching TV" is so unbelievable that even in my wildest fantasies I cannot imagine an alternative universe in which this is true for Donald
(unless maybe Donald defines "very little" as 8 hours per day ... then maybe it could be true )
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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I picture him watching reruns of the apprentice on his phone during security briefings, muttering 'yeah baby, I look better then arnold'.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Failing Trump is visiting France. Sad!BlahComment
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I think Trump is trying to find a country without an extradition treaty with the US to move to when his presidency ends... France isn't it.There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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Maybe he's trying to piss them off enough to cancel the extradition treaty since he'd like to move/run there eventually.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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When the heat is on at home, Trump hits the road.
I imagine he's pretty PO'd at Junior's "I tried to collude but failed so that makes it OK" idiocy.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Donald Trump is going to be very proud of Donald jr. (I hope)
After all the Fuzz Donald sr. makes about appearing on the cover of the Times magazine (so much that he even had a fake cover (among real ones) hanging in his goolf clubs),
he can be proud that Donald jr. now steps into his footsteps and has his (first?) prominent appearance on the cover of the magazine.
Moreover he is featured prominently in the coveer stoy itself ... which even contains excerpts of texts written by Donald jr. himself
http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/13/medi...ver/index.html
So young and already gaining Times Magazine-Fame
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Preparing to throw Jared Kushner and Donald Jr. under the bus to save himself.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Apparently Russian lawyer wasn't the only Russian Donald Jr. had at that meeting, Gorka was there! Republican's in congress hate him as much as they hate Obama!
But seriously, the Russians wanted Clinton to win (according to The Donald in Paris) because they knew Trump was ... oh hell... I stopped watching. What an ass.
Could someone other than Kid explain why anyone believes this guy anymore?There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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