Fake News Reporting Thread

[Broken_Erika]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Denies Doctoring Footage Showing Jim Acosta In Clown Makeup Blowing Up Gotham Hospital

Mueller Wondering Why There All This Drama Over Trump’s Unpaid Parking Violations

Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Better Late Than Never: Buzz Aldrin Has Announced That He Forgot To Tell Anyone He Saw A Fox On The Moon

Sessions: ‘I Am Proud To Have Served White America’

Upcoming ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Expansion Allows Players To Experience Story From Horse’s Perspective

Report: More Prisons Now Encouraging Inmates To Explore Their Creativity By Designing Own Method Of Execution

Trump Unveils Reelection Campaign Plan To Drive Bus Into Crowds Across Country

More Elderly Americans Keeping Active By Maintaining Control Of Senate

Increasingly Paranoid Campbell’s Begins Stockpiling All Its Soup To Prepare For Doomsday

Georgia Election Worker Assures Black Man Ballot Scanner Supposed To Sound Like Shredder

Polling Place In Predominantly Black Neighborhood Clearly Brick Wall With Door Painted On

[Proteus_MST]

As we all know, the video that Sarah Huckabee posted about the Acosta-incident is fake.
The true video now has been released ... here:

https://twitter.com/BillyBaldwin/status/1060959448171085824

[BeBMan]

Doctors are supposed to help ppl, not to mess 'round with vids

[Kidlicious]

As we all know, the video that Sarah Huckabee posted about the Acosta-incident is fake.
The true video now has been released ... here:
https://twitter.com/BillyBaldwin/sta...59448171085824

White males can't be victims.

[Uncle Sparky]

Doctors are supposed to help ppl, not to mess 'round with vids

In America, whoever pays the doctors decides what they do.

[Kidlicious]

This is what CNN calls news ... "Trump was a milli-secord away from calling a black woman the N-word."

[Broken_Erika]

Reddi-Wip Casually Announces Their Nozzles Can Easily Fit Into Most Orifices

City Officials Warn Against Flushing Feminine Hygiene Products After Finding 8-Foot-Long, 250-Pound Tampon Lurking In Sewers


Georgia GOP Demands Stacey Abrams Step Down As Candidate To Avoid Conflict Of Interest

Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Adds Years To Your Life, But Only By Taking Them Away From Others

Department Of Interior Reopens National Parks After Filling In All Canyons Posing Hazardous Fall Risk To Visitors

Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him

Frustrated Nursing Student Unable To Draw Blood Without Draining Entire Body

[Dinner]

This is your worst thread to date

Well, at least [redacted] before he saw you do worse.

[Kidlicious]

Man, you need to get your head checked Dinner.

[Dinner]

I think of you as the baba.

[Lorizael]

Well, at least [redacted] before he saw you do worse.

Please shut the **** up.

[Uncle Sparky]

So... Donald Trump is staying in a European hotel, and doesn't want to get wet? Must be fake news!

[Kidlicious]

267 pages of fake news exposed and pchang still defends his fake news journos.

[Kidlicious]

CNN is doubling down, calling for boycott of the WH. Don't they know that people already know they aren't real journalists?

[Proteus_MST]

CNN is doubling down, calling for boycott of the WH. Don't they know that people already know they aren't real journalists?

With "people", I guess you mean Trumpists

On another note (happened in April already, but turned up only recently):
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...cemetery-paris

Fake News:
The baltic states are responsible for the Yugoslavian wars

True News:
Trump, in a private meeting with the leader of the Baltic States, accused them of being responsible for the yugoslavian wars.
Which is doubly "interesting", considering that Trumps own wife is an immigrant from Slovenia ... one of the Balkan states who were the ones involved in the Yugoslavian wars.

Even Bush jr., who was often ridiculed not only for his false use of words, but also for his lack of geographical knowledge, would have done better