Fake News Reporting Thread

[Giancarlo]

No one actually believes everything he says. We just don't care. Just like you don't care about Obama spying on people.

obama spied on people from microwaves dontcha remember?

This is the level of moronism we have to deal with.

[pchang]

Kidiot knows that Obama’ spied on people because Trump said so!

i don’t care about your Obama’s spying claims because it didn’t happen. You don’t cate about Trump’s Lester Holt admission because apparently obstruction of justice is no big deal, as long as it was done by a Republican.

[Broken_Erika]

It's true! microwave ovens were invented by Obama to spy on people! And furthermore, power transmission pylons are actually secret Obama mind control devices!

[JohnT]

Jesus is conservative, "count the cost."

Jesusdicious:

[JohnT]

Meanwhile, here in Texas...

[Kidlicious]

Jesusdicious:

He never said to keep feeding them and creating dependency so that they have to keep voting for him.

[Broken_Erika]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat.
The point is a bowling ball, squirrels control time.

[Kidlicious]

CNN doesn't lie.

- CNN

[Giancarlo]

Kidiot isn't an idiot - Kidiot

[Broken_Erika]

Report Finds Poor Often Hit Hardest By 18-Wheelers



White Supremacist Living Fulfilling Racist Life Since Getting Kicked Offline

NRA Praised For Decreasing Stigma Of Mentally Ill Acquiring Firearms

Praying Mantis Hesitantly Agrees To Try Girlfriend’s Sexual Fantasy Of Eating His Head During Intercourse

[Berzerker]

As for socialist Jesus:

The rich man and Lazarus ... the rich man goes to purgatory, Lazarus is comforted!
The widow's mite ... worth more than the rich people's donations!
Casting out the money changers ... calling the merchants thieves ... capitalism has no place in His Kingdom!
For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required ... from each according to his ability!

For the kingdom of heaven of heaven is like a landowner who went out early in the morning to hire workers for his vineyard. ² And after agreeing with the workers for the standard wage, he sent them into his vineyard. ³ When it was about nine o’clock in the morning, he went out again and saw others standing around in the market place without work. ⁴ And he said to them, “You go into the vineyard too and I will give you whatever is right.” ⁵ So they went. When he went out again about noon and three o’clock that afternoon, he did the same thing. ⁶ And about five o’clock that afternoon he went out and found others standing around, and he said to them, “Why are you standing here all day without work?” ⁷ They said to him, “Because no one has hired us.” He said to them, “You go and work in the vineyard too.”

⁸ When it was evening, the owner of the vineyard said to his manager, “Call the workers and give the pay starting with the last hired until the first.” ⁹ When those hired about five o’clock came, each received a full day’s pay. ¹⁰ And when those hired first came, they though they would receive more. But each one also received the standard wage. ¹¹ When they received it, they began to complain against the landowner, ¹² saying, “These last fellows worked one hour, and you have made them equal to us who bore the hardship and burning heat of the day.

¹³ And the landowner replied to one of them, “Friend, I am not treating you unfairly. Didn’t you agree with me to work for the standard wage? ¹⁴ Take what is yours and go. I want to give this last man the same as I gave to you. ¹⁵ Am I not permitted to do what I want with what belongs to me? Or are you envious because I am generous? ¹⁶ So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”
Matthew 20:1-16

[Kidlicious]

[Giancarlo]

Christianity... What a pile of contradictory manure.

[JohnT]

Methinks Kidicious is of the opinion that Jesus is siding with the employer in that passage.

[Broken_Erika]

Ron DeSantis Clarifies That ‘Monkey’ Comment Was Intended As Subtle Enough Dog Whistle To Get Away With

University Admits It Pretty Weird They Let Bunch Of 20-Year-Olds Live In Big Mansion And Torture Each Other

Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out

Ryan Zinke Calls For Legislation To Slow Down Destruction Of Wildlife So He Can Truly Savor Every Minute Of It