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  • #1

    Trump's cabinet makes me want to kill myself.

    Suggest creative ways for me to commit suicide. Bonus points for developing a thematic chain.






















    No, I'm not really suicidal at all. I'll let society collapse around me while giggling and drinking a Chateauneuf du Pape.
    Tutto nel mondo è burla
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  • #2
    A new drinking game.
    Every time Trump tweet's or says something stupid or a lie.
    Definite alcohol poisoning within days.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      Open a pizza restaurant.
      Chances are good that one of those misguided followers of Trump will soon come into your restaurant and shoot you,
      believing that your restaurant is part of a huge child-sex-trafficking ring
      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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      • #4
        Current Democrats are such whiners.
        Do you need a coloring book or Play Doh?
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Obviously he's in need of a safe space.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
          2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
            Current Democrats are such whiners.
            Do you need a coloring book or Play Doh?
            Whining about other people whining is the finest in unaware hypocrisy. (I'm not whining about your post, btw. It's just amusing enough to keep me stable tonight.)
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post
              Suggest creative ways for me to commit suicide. Bonus points for developing a thematic chain.

              No, I'm not really suicidal at all. I'll let society collapse around me while giggling and drinking a Chateauneuf du Pape.
              May I suggest meditational retreat from this collapsing society to some isolated island combined with sightseing instead?
              Poveglia Island, Italy (plague pits, paranormal activities)
              Reunion Island, Indian Ocean (Sharks)
              Ramree Island, Burma (Crocodiles)
              Bikini Atoll (Radioactivity + Sharks)
              Farallon Islands (Radioactive wastes)
              North Sentinel Island, India (Agressive primitive tribe)
              Miyake-jima, Izu Islands of Japan (Poisonous volcanic gas)
              Gruinard Island, Scotland (Biological warfare experiments)
              Ilha da Queimada, Brazil (Deadly snakes)

              http://sobify.com/worlds-most-dangerous-islands/

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              http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/galleries/The-worlds-most-dangerous-islands/

              http://listamaze.com/top-10-most-dangerous-islands-around-the-world/
              The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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              • #8
                Just vote him out in four yrs.

                If he doesn't manage to do someth. stupid leading to his impeachment before...
                Blah

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BeBro View Post
                  Just vote him out in four yrs.

                  If he doesn't manage to do someth. stupid leading to his impeachment before...
                  4 years is enough for this cadre of deplorables to ruin so many things.

                  For instance, nominating an EPA chief who is a front man for the fossil fuel industry, denies Climate Change is real... we're taking you all down with us, you know!
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #10
                    The only good thing to think about regarding Trumps cabinet is he has a tendency to fire people frequently. I'm betting at least half his picks will get canned within a year.
                    Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                    '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                    • #11
                      Is it Trump, or is it the system which gave you the choice between Trump and Clinton?
                      Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                      GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BeBro View Post
                        Just vote him out in four yrs.

                        If he doesn't manage to do someth. stupid leading to his impeachment before...
                        If it were that easy he would never have been voted in

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                        • #13
                          Are you going to build a wall around your penis/vagina?
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #14
                            KIDICIOUS IS BACK YOU GUISE!!

                            somebodies ass is going to get PWNed.
                            The Wizard of AAHZ

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                              Are you going to build a wall around your penis/vagina?
                              Perhaps it will be called "pants"

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