Hamburger diplomacy

[Egbert]

Let there be "hamburgers".

Trump is willing to meet the brilliant comrade to talk over a hamburger.

But will he make the North Koreans pay for the hamburger?

Will the hamburger be the BIGGEST?

These important questions remain unanswered.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38001843

[Egbert]

Meanwhile the Chinese have banned social media posts making fun of kim Jong Un's weight.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-38002276

Perhaps it would be best to feed him on a diet burger.

Is there such a thing as a diet burger?

I realise he could have a Diet Cok" or diet pepsi with his burger.

[giblets]

Is he the only fat guy in North Korea?

[Egbert]

It seems odd that he is always the only person in photos that looks well fed.



You might be on to something giblets!

[Egbert]

I have just discovered, using Internet research, that hamburgers were invented in North korea in 2009.

Kim Jong il, the Dear Leader, invented them himself.

Here is the "proof" of my research findings:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2611998/Bizarre-lifestyle-North-Korean-women-convinced-burgers-local-treat-Lady-Gaga-MAN.html

Be sure to wear gloves when eating a burger. respectable establishments provide gloves, to eat your burger.

[Aeson]

The Burger King does not negotiate with Hamburglers!

[Egbert]

And you get a two hour lunch break in North Korea.

That sounds awesome. A workers paradise, if only at lunch time, and if you can afford anything for lunch.

https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/a-guide-to-north-korean-food-from-a-man-whos-been-eating-it-for-14-years

They make a good beer too, those North Koreans.

[Ben Kenobi]

Ich bin ein Hamburger!

[Egbert]

Lunch in North Korea:

"If we had some eggs, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some bacon".

[rah]

Is that level of propaganda only possible without free access to the internet.
For most, the world has gotten much smaller.

[PLATO]

I like mine with lettuce and tomato...heinz 57 and french fried potatoes.

I bet those North Koreans do too...what a paradise.

[ZEE]

North Korea is a p cool guy. Eh invents hamburgers and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Aeson]

Is that level of propaganda only possible without free access to the internet.
For most, the world has gotten much smaller.

There are some really weird communities online...

[giblets]

Lunch in North Korea:

"If we had some eggs, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some bacon".

North Korea eats breakfast food for lunch? That makes me like them more

[Egbert]

North Korea eats breakfast food for lunch? That makes me like them more

Read the lunch menu again.