I'm a Russian

[Egbert]

Western propaganda. There is no Russian occupation and if there was, the troops would give the locals candy and ice cream, not put them in labor camps.

Giblets is a Russian.

[Bereta_Eder]

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Hello Ms Thoth. Is Thoth in?

[ricketyclik]

Go Serb! If you hesitate, masturbate...

Across the border, I did not make a successful night in that regard, but had a first date with a police officer (homicide), and she was awesome! Had dinner, drinks, coffee, drinks, some more drinks. Then it was time to say goodbye. Still sent me a message on her way home, and defo going to ask her out again. Smart, beautiful, lives close to me and happens to have relatives living within 10km from my other house. My age... professional... oh and did I say beautiful? I must have.. and seems very normal. As in definitely is not cold. Really got a good first impression. Bye bye Dr. Lovely and I won't give her a nick name, I feel it would be wrong.

But it seems this has been a good night for the both of us! Go, and get yours, young man. We're not getting any younger, so do the Tokyo Sandblaster.

(a sidenote: my stomach is very upset, I had to hold in farts for 6 hours. A good thing I did, because these babies smell like I'd need to go to a doctor just to be sure.) I will fall asleep with a smile on my face, and farting like the pig I've become. Serb, would you dare fart while pleasing your young Asian lady?

Try chewing your food more thoroughly.

[Serb]

So are your poasts...

AND you a pussy.

Well, at first I thought to say that "your mam has a pussy", but then I got myself on a thought that it will be too low. So, I will not bring myself to your level and will reply with a song:

[rah]

Don't all mothers have pussies by definition? Or are things that different in Russia.

[Serb]

Oh, boy :facepalm:
That was a diplomatic insult, if you don't get it.

[Serb]

I am sorry for your condition...

The only cure seems to play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol...

Gotta balls to play with me? I'll give you the advantage of first turn.

[Serb]

The BBC is reporting about slave labor camps in Russian occupied eastern Ukraine.

Holy sh!t!!!
Are you honestly that dumb?

Anyway, aside your bbc bullsh!t, how about Guantanamo and "legalized" tortures you have in your secret prisons all around the World?
That doesn't bother you at all, right? 'cause you are f*cking Americans and can torture people to death for all you care, you can't be wrong.

[Serb]

And you don't even have a spark in your mind that you are acting exactly like Nazis.

[Serb]

A bunch of brainless zombies is what you are.

[Aeson]

A reminder, no personal death threats or calls for suicide are allowed.

[Serb]

Ok, ban me already.
I have deserved that with my constant insults, threats of nuclear holocaust and otherwise jerkish behavior.

[Bereta_Eder]

Bull****.


We just reacted

[Serb]

Not really I was the one who started the sh!t. So, a well-deserved ban would be pretty much OK in my universe.

[Bereta_Eder]

Nah.

The racist ****s did.