I'm a Russian

[Serb]

Oh, I forgot to mention! She is 25 and her name is spectacular too! I can't even pronounce it on Russian, not to mention translate it to English. I just call her "Aya".

[Serb]

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[Pekka]

Not sure, if you are still spending time together, maybe it is a relationship, beginning one at least. It's up to you, do you want it to be? I have a weird thing about women, if I _really_ like a woman, I want them sexually (who doesn't). BUT, not too fast. There are no rules, but say she kept saying last night "I'm cold", kind of hinting she wants warmth, gave me an option to invite her back to mine, but I really liked her so I did not. Called it a night and messaged her that I want to get to know her more. She agreed so we'll go out soon. Sex can wait. It'll be a lot better, then. First, you go for the kiss when you're not sure if it's OK. The hot kind. Kind of try it out, see if they totally disagree. Then, when it's OK, it escalates into a battle, where lamps go down, furniture breaks and it's almost domestic violence except it isn't. Just go for it like Usain Bolt. Grunt, bite, just sweat all over, things just break. So, waiting for that moment. Just throw around a bit. She's a cop though, so who knows, maybe she goes full on arrest mode on me. Would be embarrasing if she arrested me for that. I guess it'd be over, then.

Aya... that's a cool name. Aya is pronounced close to "ajaa" which means drive, which is also slang for ****ing hard. So next time ask her name and respond "sure!". "Aja" is even better, she'd be telling you to f her hard. Nomen est omen?. Secure the valuables you want to have around and break the rest. If you find yourself at the ER, it was a night to remember Remember: you need her concent

[giblets]

Serb is bat**** insane.

[Serb]

Serb is bat**** insane.

Thanks for reminder!

[Serb]

Not sure, if you are still spending time together, maybe it is a relationship, beginning one at least. It's up to you, do you want it to be? I have a weird thing about women, if I _really_ like a woman, I want them sexually (who doesn't). BUT, not too fast. There are no rules, but say she kept saying last night "I'm cold", kind of hinting she wants warmth, gave me an option to invite her back to mine, but I really liked her so I did not. Called it a night and messaged her that I want to get to know her more. She agreed so we'll go out soon. Sex can wait. It'll be a lot better, then. First, you go for the kiss when you're not sure if it's OK. The hot kind. Kind of try it out, see if they totally disagree. Then, when it's OK, it escalates into a battle, where lamps go down, furniture breaks and it's almost domestic violence except it isn't. Just go for it like Usain Bolt. Grunt, bite, just sweat all over, things just break. So, waiting for that moment. Just throw around a bit. She's a cop though, so who knows, maybe she goes full on arrest mode on me. Would be embarrasing if she arrested me for that. I guess it'd be over, then.

Aya... that's a cool name. Aya is pronounced close to "ajaa" which means drive, which is also slang for ****ing hard. So next time ask her name and respond "sure!". "Aja" is even better, she'd be telling you to f her hard. Nomen est omen?. Secure the valuables you want to have around and break the rest. If you find yourself at the ER, it was a night to remember Remember: you need her concent

edited: Man, I hate you! I've spent some time to post you pm, but your pm box is full.

[Serb]

Onodera, I'm sorry.
Somehow my drunk mind have associated "readhead" with this:


Короче, извините, - был напуган!!!

[dannubis]

I am sorry for your condition...

The only cure seems to play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol...

[The Mad Monk]

That's not nice. Or even Nice.

[ZEE]

It's a noise.

So are your poasts...

AND you a pussy.

[Bereta_Eder]

Paik, she is awesome! The asian beauty sleeping in my bad right now.

Serb

[Thoth]

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[Dinner]

The BBC is reporting about slave labor camps in Russian occupied eastern Ukraine.

[Dinner]

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-37512356

[giblets]

Western propaganda. There is no Russian occupation and if there was, the troops would give the locals candy and ice cream, not put them in labor camps.