I'm a Russian

[Serb]

I **** like a russian - the end of discusson!

[ZEE]

sup.

[Serb]

The best part of Robbie Willams song was stolen from Russian classic composer of course:

[ZEE]

MY TURN

[Dinner]

So you show up hours late and stinking of booze and then either fail to perform or suffer pre-ejaculation? Well, that is a strange thing to be proud of and is it any wonder all of your women are desperately trying to marry foreign men?

[pchang]

I was pretty sure that Russian style meant titty-****ing. This would also explain a low birth rate.

[Pekka]

Go Serb! If you hesitate, masturbate...

Across the border, I did not make a successful night in that regard, but had a first date with a police officer (homicide), and she was awesome! Had dinner, drinks, coffee, drinks, some more drinks. Then it was time to say goodbye. Still sent me a message on her way home, and defo going to ask her out again. Smart, beautiful, lives close to me and happens to have relatives living within 10km from my other house. My age... professional... oh and did I say beautiful? I must have.. and seems very normal. As in definitely is not cold. Really got a good first impression. Bye bye Dr. Lovely and I won't give her a nick name, I feel it would be wrong.

But it seems this has been a good night for the both of us! Go, and get yours, young man. We're not getting any younger, so do the Tokyo Sandblaster.

(a sidenote: my stomach is very upset, I had to hold in farts for 6 hours. A good thing I did, because these babies smell like I'd need to go to a doctor just to be sure.) I will fall asleep with a smile on my face, and farting like the pig I've become. Serb, would you dare fart while pleasing your young Asian lady?

[Lorizael]

****ing like a Russian: drawing in suitors with your vast tracts of land but pushing them away by being frigid?

[Serb]

Go Serb! If you hesitate, masturbate...

Across the border, I did not make a successful night in that regard, but had a first date with a police officer (homicide), and she was awesome! Had dinner, drinks, coffee, drinks, some more drinks. Then it was time to say goodbye. Still sent me a message on her way home, and defo going to ask her out again. Smart, beautiful, lives close to me and happens to have relatives living within 10km from my other house. My age... professional... oh and did I say beautiful? I must have.. and seems very normal. As in definitely is not cold. Really got a good first impression. Bye bye Dr. Lovely and I won't give her a nick name, I feel it would be wrong.

But it seems this has been a good night for the both of us! Go, and get yours, young man. We're not getting any younger, so do the Tokyo Sandblaster.

(a sidenote: my stomach is very upset, I had to hold in farts for 6 hours. A good thing I did, because these babies smell like I'd need to go to a doctor just to be sure.) I will fall asleep with a smile on my face, and farting like the pig I've become.

Serb, would you dare fart while pleasing your young Asian lady?

Of course not, I'm a gentleman!
I just can't imagine how one can **** and fart at the same time - you gotta set the priorities!
Well, speaking about farting, the only woman in a presence of whom I dared to fart was my wife.
And my mam and my sister. Damn, I'm not a gentleman

[Serb]

You Western idiots are so predictably pathetic. You are living in a fantasy world when it comes to Russia. In your f*cking fantasy universe (created by your brainwashing machine you are calling a free media) Russia is dying and its economy crippled, while in reality Russia is growing for many years in a row and it's still World's 6th largest economy despite your pathetic sanctions we are laughing about.
Idiots
There is wikipedia for such morons, you know?
Do some f*cking basic research!

Russia's birth rate is higher than that of most European countries

[Serb]

So you show up hours late and stinking of booze and then either fail to perform or suffer pre-ejaculation? Well, that is a strange thing to be proud of and is it any wonder all of your women are desperately trying to marry foreign men?

Don't worry, I was ok, yesterday.

[Serb]

And today too.

[Serb]

I don't know why I'm posting this sh!t here, really. Well, probably that's because I was drunk yesterday and had a great time while this Robby Willam's song (a plagiarism of Prokofiev) was spinning in my head.

You are hopeless, really. Keep living in your fantasy universe, idiots. The only thing I regret is that your idiocy, your idiotic approach will inevitably bring us to war, which cease all the humanity once and forever. That's why I hate you! You are so f*cking stupid!!! Really!
Instead of making love you are making wars.

[Serb]

MY TURN

It's a noise.

[Serb]

Robbie is a master of plagiarism! I give him that!

One of my favorite songs, but "I will survive" anyone?

Don't get me wrong - I love his new single. As a piece of art - it's great! (Well, probably that's because I have romantic memories about the times of Take that), but in general, it just joins a chorus of anti-Russian hysteria, which tells you that Russians are the enemy.
That's why I consider you to be idiots, because you swallow this sh!t without any hesitation. They are telling you that we, the Russians - are the enemy. Period. And you, You, everyone of you, the one who is reading this text right now - You!!! All of you, just take it for granted whatever bullsh!t they are pulling in your brain.
They are creating an image of enemy for you (in any f*cking field possible be it sport or music or something)- that is f*cking basics of mass manipulation.
And that is always happens before the war. Always.
So, I'm begging you for the last time - wake-up, you Neos!
Because I don't see why I would have to kill Pekka (or any of my Western friends here, including my American friends of course) or him killing me. There is no reason for that.
So, don't let them sh!t into your brains. Stop being zombies!