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    Unofficial Apolyton Products

    Come one... Come ALL... and get your all-new Apolyton Products!

    We have Sava Mugs, T-Shirts with Ben Kenobi quotes, Ming's Banhammers, and fresh vegetables grown from Aeson's cheap 3rd-world labor camps! New products are rolling off the shelf daily and I welcome new ideas, but this is my investment so AAHZ gets 40% of all income in royalties. Sorry Aeson

    Think of how cool you will look with a t-shirt with Ben Kenobi's face on it followed by a quote of your choice! And I have not even given you the best product of all...

    The My Wife Hates Civ toilet! THATS RIGHT!

    So... what do you guise think?

    DON'T MESS WITH THIS AAHZ.

    bad for ya.
    5
    Yes
    40.00%
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    No
    20.00%
    1
    I only want Apolyton Bananas
    40.00%
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    The Wizard of AAHZ
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    Which quotes? LOL.
    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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    • #3
      Bananas. I like their shape.
      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
        Which quotes? LOL.
        Whatever authentic Kenobi-Quote™ the buyer chooses. At the end of all Kenobi-Quotes™ will be the date and time poasted. Great huh?
        The Wizard of AAHZ

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        • #5
          AAHZ, I strongly approve of this thrade.
          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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          • #6
            I have a new idea for a product that my team of engineers are working on right now, you guise!

            Slowwhand Toilet Paper!
            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • #7
              Slowwhand has been lurking in this thrade for about 20 minutes now, you guise...

              maybe he is watching my Master P video.
              The Wizard of AAHZ

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              • #8
                If you were making Slowwy TP - it would have to have Jane Fonda on it.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                • #9
                  AAHZ chicken soup! Now with chicken.
                  Blah

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BeBro View Post
                    AAHZ chicken soup! Now with chicken.
                    Is it available without chicken?

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                    • #11
                      What products are you selling for -

                      - Alby
                      - Elok
                      - Hauldren Collider
                      - DaShi

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                      • #12
                        Chicken-of-the-Woods, perhaps?
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                          What products are you selling for -

                          - Alby
                          - Elok
                          - Hauldren Collider
                          - DaShi
                          Hmm, now you are making AAHZ think...

                          I may have to discuss this issue with my team of consultants, and get back to you. This is a large and profit-oriented venture we are on here, after all.
                          The Wizard of AAHZ

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                          • #14
                            "100% wolf" dog treats.
                            Last edited by N35t0r; September 20, 2016, 19:18.
                            Indifference is Bliss

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                              Is it available without chicken?
                              No, but without soup. Then it's called chicken
                              Blah

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