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  • #1

    Looking for an open-minded house cleaner

    I need to make some extra money this summer to float me until fall financial aid comes in. So it's into the bowels of Craigslist I go. Today's most exciting opportunity goes to:

    I am looking for an individual woman to clean my two bedroom condo.

    Place is in pretty good shape. . . Just need a tidying up and no dishes, laundry or sheet change needed.

    I work hard. . . And when I'm home I like to be comfortable and tend to be a home nudist. I am a nice, decent looking single male in my 40s and this is for my comfort and does not involve you at all. I will be nude but you all will remain dressed. . . And no contact whatsoever.

    Pay is $20 an hour. And, hoping to find a regular person or team that could come once a month. Prefer independent woman owned businesses and no commercial operators.

    Thanks!
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  • #2
    I was looking for a room to rent and found a guy who wanted a female **** buddy, must make less than $1000 a month (preferably unemployed) so that she'd be financially dependent on him
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    • #3
      It's a trap.
      Blah

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BeBro View Post
        It's a trap.
        The dude's a nudist, so it would be difficult for him to hide being a trap.
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        • #5
          "Must be willing to ignore large erection, staring. No weirdos."
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          • #6
            Ask him if he's willing to pay extra for "happy endings"
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            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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            • #7
              Probably an exhibitionist.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by pchang View Post
                Ask him if he's willing to pay extra for "happy endings"
                Well, the ad does say women only, so I'm disqualified. But that might be like when ads say you need to have a degree but you don't really need to have a degree. If I claim to be gay, would that hurt or help my odds of getting the job?
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                • #9
                  You could always *identify* as a woman
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                  • #10
                    Hmm, he has a good shape place and 2 dirty bedrooms ...
                    I got that too, I just call them differently...
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                    • #11
                      There are a surprising number of guys advertising for a female **** buddy in exchange for free rent. Well, not really surprising.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                        Well, not really surprising.
                        No ****
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                          There are a surprising number of guys advertising for a female **** buddy in exchange for free rent. Well, not really surprising.
                          is that how you found your latest conquest?
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

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                          • #14
                            You used to be a better poster.
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                            • #15
                              you didn't use to be a racist ****bag.
                              "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

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