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WFTP, and bear in mind that this thread makes it possible to create a "which is the worst 'which is the worst [X]' copycat thread" poll, for those of you who are feeling recursive.
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Saint Mellivora is an ancient African saint, the roots of which are obscure and poorly documented. He is usually portrayed bearing the Miraculous Sausage, but alas, the story behind it has been lost to the ages, and no one is quite sure what kind of sausage it was, or what exactly was so miraculous about it.
Not surprisingly, St. Mellivora is the patron of sausage-makers, as well as beekeepers and, for some reason, professional dowsers. Bratwurst makers, however, eschew the worship of St. Mellivora in favor of St. Ungo the Well-Endowed, for reasons that we will not get into here.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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Actually, bratwurst makers pray increasingly to St. Brad Wurst, who isn't even in the poll
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Google says that Wurst, Christian, is the CEO of of CEVA Logistics
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Awesome Google-fu, Proteus.
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RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Liverwurst certainly is.
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This thread is a sausage fest
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FTFYOriginally posted by Aeson View PostThisthreadsite is a sausage festLibraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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This thread is the wurst. LOLScouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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currywurst and paulaner weiss, da bestComment
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Bah.
Paulaner Salvator or nothing!No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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