How many Ex's do you have to have before one of them is insane?

[rah]

Or Mississippi

[Aeson]

Hmmm, only one crazy one (bipolar); a couple of slightly neurotic ones; one was quite emotionless; most were pretty normal, and the current one is totally awesome!

If you think so highly of her, you probably shouldn't let her know you consider her an ex already

[ZEE]

Hmmm, only one crazy one (bipolar);

Bipolar? Crazy?

AAHZ is Bipolar AND Schizophrenic (Schizoaffective Disorder). Documented and certified homie.

AAHZ calls Bipolar people "Fake Schizophrenics," they THINK they are crazy but they are just have attitude problems. If AAHZ was "just" Bipolar he would be elated. Be like a vacation, homie.

AAHZ THE REAL-DEAL

sup?

[Ben Kenobi]

Hmm. Craziest I've had was one who wanted to be an Opera singer. She would oscillate from super sweet to Viking lady every other day. She ended up breaking it off after I instigated a fight. Apparently I do bat**** crazy well.

[C0ckney]

i've had several girlfriends who were crazy in the go and out and take lots of drugs/get into absurd situations/do ridiculous things sense. they were pretty fun and most of the memories are good, if a little hazy.

i had one though who was actually mentally ill. she was neurotic, manipulative, extremely paranoid and a complete liar; she was also very convincing. one thing that set some alarm bells ringing was that all her friends seemed to have known her for only a very short time, and it seemed that people who'd known her for any length of time didn't want to any more. sure enough, she wormed her way into my group of friends and started subtly spreading her poison. her younger sister (also several sandwiches short of a picnic) started to date one of my friends too. our relationship was intense and fiery but never happy, and it soon went downhill; after 3 months of insanity, we broke up in such rancorous circumstances that i actually had to get out of town for a few days until things settled down. she got her comeuppance though a short time later and exposed herself to all as the crazy, manipulative liar that i had learnt she was (i'm quite proud of how that came about - long story). i never saw her again after that, thank goodness.

[ricketyclik]

When I was young and desperate to get laid, I'd pick up easy women at pubs late at night. A not surprisingly high proportion of those young women were crazy.

I'm still desperate to get laid, but my wife prevents me from pursuing that interest.

[Sava]

likeness attracts

if you find yourself around a lot of crazy people, you are probably crazy

[Sava]

I'm still desperate to get laid, but my wife prevents me from pursuing that interest.

you are failing to turn her on

or

she has a medical/biological issue going on

[Bereta_Eder]

trips are very nice because there are only two options: admire nature and ****

[Sava]

trips are very nice because there are only two options: admire nature and ****

you are forgetting one option

but that is more like an enhancement for the other two

[Lorizael]

likeness attracts

if you find yourself around a lot of crazy people, you are probably crazy

One of the reasons why I've never denied being crazy. My high school girlfriend was crazy, but I can only imagine what I must have been like for her...

[Sava]

One of the reasons why I've never denied being crazy. My high school girlfriend was crazy, but I can only imagine what I must have been like for her...

the secret is, everyone is crazy

there's no such thing as "normal"

you know how to seem normal? don't freak out and act crazy, just be crazy silently/privately

and also, pointing out/making fun of other examples of craziness is a good way to draw a distinction

[Lorizael]

I know everybody has an inner world that I'm completely unaware of, but not everyone is broken to the extent that I am (and many people are more broken still). Like, I actually do a really good job of only being crazy in private. My coworkers and classmates tend to think I'm level-headed and calm and reasonable. My friends know otherwise. The proof is in the pudding, and by pudding I mean my long history of failure and self-destructive behavior. There are people out there who appear level-headed and don't have a similar dysfunctional past.

[Sava]

past shmast

the worst you have, imo, is the wah wah i'm broken narrative

in the grand scheme of things, you're like a 3 out of 10 on the crazy scale

[Lorizael]

Maybe. I'm not interested in a craziness dick-measuring contest. But, as my sig says, there's a lot of my past I haven't opened up about on Apolyton.