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This will be a day long remembered... It has seen the end of Kenobi!
But.. did you see the body?
No, but that does not matter. Kenobi is gone.
Gone.. perhaps! But you must have found the body!
No.
This isn't going to be like those rebel plans, is it?
Sir, we've analyzed their attack and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?
Oh, why not. It's not like we don't have rogue Jedi masters on the loose in our impenetrable star fortress.
Negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface. Red leader prepare your attack run.
Use the Force, Luke.
Luke, you're all clear!
But... I missed?!
No.
Fire!
Sir... we're showing power fluctuations across the board. We will have to stand down.
What?
Well, we've only shot the laser once. Still some kinks to work out.
Fire anyways!
Sir, we've had a massive explosion in the eastern half!
We're not firing the turbolaser anytime soon!
"I'm not in it for your revolution"?
Yeah, yeah, stuff it kid.
This wasn't how it was supposed to go. We beat them at Yavin and they come here and roll us up like we're..
Rebel trash?
We'll have to evacuate. We cannot hold them off Hoth. Take what we can and fight again for another day.
If only Ben were here.
Kid, you're still on about that? Ben's dead. He's gone. You're just hallucinating.
But.. I heard him. He told me to use the Force.
Yeah, yeah. And how did that work out? You missed the shot... after you turned off your targeting computer. Some 'Force'.
I know you miss him, but you have to let him GO, Luke.
He told me.. to go to Dagobah. And look for a Master Yoda.
Hey, it's your life, Kid. If you want to keep chasing spooks... fine by me. The Jedi are extinct.
I'm looking for a great warrior...
You must unlearn what you have learned.
But...
Ben!
You came back! I thought you were dead.
From a certain point of view, I did.
You old rascal!
We have a job to finish!
CAST
Ben Kenobi as Ben Kenobi
"we must be careful"
Nikolai as Luke Skywalker
"I want to learn the Ways of the Force like my father."
Aeson as Anakin Skywalker
'You will return the plans to me!"
Ming as Emperor Palpatine
"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed."
Rah as Grand Moff Tarkin
"The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe"
Boann as Princess Leia
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Slowwy as Han Solo
"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
Loinburger as Chewbacca
Sava as Jabba the Hutt
Lorizael as R2D2
Mr Fun as C3P0
Lefty Scaevola as Yoda
Pekka as Wedge Antilles
Berzerker as Boba Fett
Kidicious as Admiral Ackbar
selfbiased as Bib Fortuna
Kentonio as Admiral Motti
Gribbler as Greedo
Braindead as Biggs Darklighter
This will be a day long remembered... It has seen the end of Kenobi!
But.. did you see the body?
No, but that does not matter. Kenobi is gone.
Gone.. perhaps! But you must have found the body!
No.
This isn't going to be like those rebel plans, is it?
Sir, we've analyzed their attack and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?
Oh, why not. It's not like we don't have rogue Jedi masters on the loose in our impenetrable star fortress.
Negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface. Red leader prepare your attack run.
Use the Force, Luke.
Luke, you're all clear!
But... I missed?!
No.
Fire!
Sir... we're showing power fluctuations across the board. We will have to stand down.
What?
Well, we've only shot the laser once. Still some kinks to work out.
Fire anyways!
Sir, we've had a massive explosion in the eastern half!
We're not firing the turbolaser anytime soon!
"I'm not in it for your revolution"?
Yeah, yeah, stuff it kid.
This wasn't how it was supposed to go. We beat them at Yavin and they come here and roll us up like we're..
Rebel trash?
We'll have to evacuate. We cannot hold them off Hoth. Take what we can and fight again for another day.
If only Ben were here.
Kid, you're still on about that? Ben's dead. He's gone. You're just hallucinating.
But.. I heard him. He told me to use the Force.
Yeah, yeah. And how did that work out? You missed the shot... after you turned off your targeting computer. Some 'Force'.
I know you miss him, but you have to let him GO, Luke.
He told me.. to go to Dagobah. And look for a Master Yoda.
Hey, it's your life, Kid. If you want to keep chasing spooks... fine by me. The Jedi are extinct.
I'm looking for a great warrior...
You must unlearn what you have learned.
But...
Ben!
You came back! I thought you were dead.
From a certain point of view, I did.
You old rascal!
We have a job to finish!
CAST
Ben Kenobi as Ben Kenobi
"we must be careful"
Nikolai as Luke Skywalker
"I want to learn the Ways of the Force like my father."
Aeson as Anakin Skywalker
'You will return the plans to me!"
Ming as Emperor Palpatine
"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed."
Rah as Grand Moff Tarkin
"The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe"
Boann as Princess Leia
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Slowwy as Han Solo
"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
Loinburger as Chewbacca
Sava as Jabba the Hutt
Lorizael as R2D2
Mr Fun as C3P0
Lefty Scaevola as Yoda
Pekka as Wedge Antilles
Berzerker as Boba Fett
Kidicious as Admiral Ackbar
selfbiased as Bib Fortuna
Kentonio as Admiral Motti
Gribbler as Greedo
Braindead as Biggs Darklighter
You must have been spending your time wisely.
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