I just got married to this amazing man!

[jsorense]

[insert inappropriate analogy here]

[Dinner]

An issue of Play Girl?

[Dauphin]

She is no doubt familiar with dicks if she knows Ben.

[Dauphin]

Congrats.


(I still want pictures.)

You may need to clarify of what you want pictures. Some things can not be unseen in t he event of misunderstanding.

[Elok]

[insert inappropriate analogy here]

Good or bad? On the one hand, summer days are long and hot. On the other, they're sticky, gross and have way too many bloodsucking insects.

[Alexander's Horse]

I'm having difficulty picturing Nikolai as a man since he started posting here when he was about 12 iirc.

[Sava]

so what is the consensus?

did he get married for real?

SUCH A SOAP OPERA I LUV IT

[Nikolai]

so what is the consensus?

did he get married for real?

SUCH A SOAP OPERA I LUV IT

So, one year later: Yes. I got married for real. Yes, she is all I could ever dream of. No, she was not the one writing most of the posts as La Fiance and Le Fiance. She registered here, posted one or two posts and then Ben was allowed to have some fun with the two accounts. Then we mostly quit this site, which is how it's probably going to be in the future too. So long suckahs, and thanks for all the fish.

[Nikolai]

A message from my wife:

"After reading some of the **** written in my name, I'm outraged! To clarify, I have gay family members, my ex boyfriend was African. I think everyone should be allowed to be married. I think my gay uncle would make an awesome dad. And I'm sorry for all the BS that has been posted in my name, but I deserve all the heat I get for letting Sean go bananas, and not keeping track of what was written in my name."

[self biased]

So, one year later: Yes. I got married for real. Yes, she is all I could ever dream of. No, she was not the one writing most of the posts as La Fiance and Le Fiance. She registered here, posted one or two posts and then Ben was allowed to have some fun with the two accounts. Then we mostly quit this site, which is how it's probably going to be in the future too. So long suckahs, and thanks for all the fish.

ZOMUGGX0R5! LEAVEING FOREVAR!

[self biased]

A message from my wife:

"After reading some of the **** written in my name, I'm outraged! To clarify, I have gay family members, my ex boyfriend was African. I think everyone should be allowed to be married. I think my gay uncle would make an awesome dad. And I'm sorry for all the BS that has been posted in my name, but I deserve all the heat I get for letting Sean go bananas, and not keeping track of what was written in my name."

the moral of this story is never trust Ben Kenobi.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Ban Kenobi on the other hand is very trustworthy.

[Proteus_MST]

A message from my wife:

"After reading some of the **** written in my name, I'm outraged! To clarify, I have gay family members, my ex boyfriend was African. I think everyone should be allowed to be married. I think my gay uncle would make an awesome dad. And I'm sorry for all the BS that has been posted in my name, but I deserve all the heat I get for letting Sean go bananas, and not keeping track of what was written in my name."

I am confused ... it is not as if not anyone here on board (reading/posting in OT) would have known about Bens strong opinions regarding b lacks and LGBTs.
That something like this would happen if you give him access to your DLs was as logical as 1+1=2 (except in binary).

To expect otherwise would be like putting a banana into an apes cage and expect him, not to eat it


Addendum:
From me, as well, happy anniversary

[Ben Kenobi]

"After reading some of the **** written in my name, I'm outraged! To clarify, I have gay family members, my ex boyfriend was African. I think everyone should be allowed to be married. I think my gay uncle would make an awesome dad. And I'm sorry for all the BS that has been posted in my name, but I deserve all the heat I get for letting Sean go bananas, and not keeping track of what was written in my name."

Since we're going by our names now, Astrid, I'm not sure what has prompted all this today, well after the fact. I haven't actually *used* your name here, and nothing (until now), has been associated with you.

I asked both you and Nikolai and both you and Nikolai were ok with me having a bit of fun (at Apolyton's expense).

In any case, I've done nothing but wish the two of you well, in your marriage and in your life together. I would not have posted anything without both yours and Nikolai's permission beforehand. I mean, what's the point otherwise? I like you and Nik and wish both you and Nik well. I'm going to continue wishing you both well. Have a great day, Astrid!

That being said, I pretended to be Nikolai's fiancée because all of us thought it would be funny for everyone involved. Which, it was.

I'm sorry to hear you've changed your mind on that, but what is done is done. Until now, nobody actually believed that the fake fiancée was you, Astrid. What they were curious about is who that DL actually was, and why they would pretend to be Nik's not fiancée. Now that you are Nik's wife, there's no point to either account.

Anywhoo, no offense was intended, but you could have spoken to me at any point in the last year to let me know that you were bothered by it.

[Ben Kenobi]

would have known about Bens strong opinions regarding b lacks and LGBTs.

Astrid and I have spoken some, and this is the first I've heard that she believes that homosexual marriage is ok. So this is just as much, if not more of a shock to me as it is to you.

She could have spoken to me at any point about a year ago prior to her being married to Nikolai about any of this and I would have happily stopped. I am sorry that I have caused her offense where none was ever intended.