(Very uncivil, threadjackers wanted) Spam thread

[Egbert]

This is a thread about nothing.

Please threadjack it, as you lot usually do.

Who knows, it might even turn into an interesting discussion about who knows what.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Have some joyous news, as the recipient of the first penile transplant is set to become a father.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-33103294

[Egbert]

Certainly would be joyous news, for the man who had the transplant.

[The Mad Monk]

I was given a huge head of napa cabbage by my father. It was too big for the fridge, and too big for any one pan, so I split it in half, put one half in the fridge, and shredded the rest for an impromptu stir-fry in my largest cast iron pan. I included broccoli fresh from the garden, garlic, ginger, and...spam.

Also a small but likely number of small caterpillars, as I picked a dozen off the broccoli while cleaning it; there was a tiny slug on the cabbage, but since I didn't catch any escargot flavor I figure it was the only one.

[Thoth]

Polar bears have apparently lost their taste for tuna and are now eating dolphins:

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/polar-bears-eating-dolphins-photographed-for-the-first-time/52621/

[Thoth]

Polar bears have apparently lost their taste for tuna and are now eating dolphins:

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/polar-bears-eating-dolphins-photographed-for-the-first-time/52621/

[Sava]

poly needs a "**** you" button

[Ben Kenobi]

I'd really rather not.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd be amazed if polar bears ate much tuna. Tuna swim fast and don't need to surface for air.

[Hauldren Collider]

Certain species of tuna are apex predators. And as bugs says they swim fast--REALLY fast. Like in excess of 40mph fast. I highly doubt polar bears ever eat tuna.

[ZEE]

Excuse me but can we please get this thrade back on topic.

If you don't I have MarkG on speed-dial. Try me.

[Dinner]

I'd be amazed if polar bears ate much tuna. Tuna swim fast and don't need to surface for air.

Not to mention they live in warm water.

[Egbert]

I looked up Polar Bear diets. looks like they mostly eat seals. (No mention of tuna)

http://wwf.panda.org/what_we_do/where_we_work/arctic/wildlife/polar_bear/diet/

[Egbert]

I looked up Polar Bear diets. looks like they mostly eat seals. (No mention of tuna)

http://wwf.panda.org/what_we_do/where_we_work/arctic/wildlife/polar_bear/diet/

[Egbert]

poly needs a "**** you" button

I acknowledge that whilst I am very sexually desirable, I would not enjoy you doing that sort of thing to me.

You are not my type.

I suggest you turn gay for somebody else.