The Cure for Obesity *TRIGGER WARNING*

[Kidlicious]

I recently got love handles, which are disgusting. So...

Every meal, when you have what your fat self would have eaten, throw the portion of your meal in the trash that would make you fat. You won't have that satisfied feeling after you get done eating, but that's ok. Punch yourself in the stomach and it will go away.

[giblets]

Thanks for teh trigger warning, that was seriously bigoted and hateful /sarcasm

[MRT144]

This is an object lesson in how having no established community goodwill makes your satire reprehensibly unfunny.

[Kidlicious]

This is an object lesson in how having no established community goodwill makes your satire reprehensibly unfunny.

Can you explain that in a different way, so that I might understand?

[MRT144]

Can you explain that in a different way, so that I might understand?

Straighten up and fly right!

[N35t0r]

Ýou're an *******. Even when you try to be funny, you come out as dumb.

[Ben Kenobi]

Best part of the thread is MRT's confession. Nice to see some people learning lessons.

[Thoth]

[Kidlicious]

Straighten up and fly right!

That's what this thread is about. Do you have any suggestions?

[Kidlicious]

Ýou're an *******. Even when you try to be funny, you come out as dumb.

If you weren't so full of hatred you might have a good laugh.

[giblets]

http://i.imgur.com/H5B7KNF.gif

[N35t0r]

If you weren't so full of hatred you might have a good laugh.

I have a lot of good laughs all throughout every day. You can ask any of my co-workers, or my wife, or any of my friends if you don't want to take my word for it.

You, however, are a pretty vindictive person with some very skewed views on life. I don't hate you; if I did, I wouldn't answer your posts or address you. I find being angry too much of a hassle and not worthy of my time.

[N35t0r]

http://i.imgur.com/H5B7KNF.gif

That movie is great

[Kidlicious]

I have a lot of good laughs all throughout every day. You can ask any of my co-workers, or my wife, or any of my friends if you don't want to take my word for it.

You, however, are a pretty vindictive person with some very skewed views on life. I don't hate you; if I did, I wouldn't answer your posts or address you. I find being angry too much of a hassle and not worthy of my time.

It's pretty obvious.

[Apocalypse]

You won't have that satisfied feeling after you get done eating, but that's ok.

You'll have a satisfied feeling that you aren't fat and lazy.