What conspiracy theories and pseudoscience did you used to believe in?

[Dauphin]

Exposure to certain components of Agent Orange can cause cancer. The key point is that the exposure actually experienced by Vietnam veterans did not cause cancer.

No. The exposure actually experienced by most vets did not cause their cancer. The exposure experienced by some vets must have caused their cancer, as this stuff is demonstrably a cause of cancer and other health issues.

[Sava]

I'm a researcher brah, among other things

as an undergrad, I had papers published at the national conference of undergraduate research... in subjects that I have zero experience in... mid 20th century latino literature... papers that I wrote an hour or so before class because I'm a genius and a baller

so bring it

what the **** have you done? wash out of rotc?

i'm set for life at 35

when weed is legal, i'll have more money than your twerpy family

edit: xpost

[regexcellent]

Nobody cares about undergraduate research papers.

Similarly, nobody washes out of ROTC, it's pretty much not possible to get kicked out without doing something illegal (DUI typically) or straight up failing out of school.

[Sava]

I mean, for the purposes of this thread, I don't care. But if we're legitimately trying to get to know each other (AND NOT BE BUTTHURT WHINY LITTLE *****ES AND GET ALL WAHH WAHHHH U R WELFARE WAHHH), then yeah. I'd like to learn about you.

But check your ****ing attitude. ****ball.

[Colonâ„¢]

Meh, I had hoped this thread would have turned out a lot more entertaining. I think I made a good start, but you people messed it up.

[Dauphin]

The kucibros deserve credit for successful button pushing.

[Sava]

yes

[FlameFlash]

Because I don't care. Do your own fucking research you dumbshit. And stop believing whatever garbage some random dipshit "advisor" tells you.

Christ Almighty.

https://www.google.com

use it

get back to us

******

See, I like this site... Let me google that for you. Highly entertaining watching somebody react to the computer googling on its own.

[Sava]

but... i do come pre-raged some days

so not too much credit!

[Sava]

SEE LIKE RIGHT NOW XPOSTER FLAMEFLASH

(actually, I like you so this is just for effect)

[FlameFlash]

Meh, I had hoped this thread would have turned out a lot more entertaining. I think I made a good start, but you people messed it up.

I'm still entertained... Sava

[FlameFlash]

SEE LIKE RIGHT NOW XPOSTER FLAMEFLASH

(actually, I like you so this is just for effect)

[Koyaanisqatsi]

I find it difficult to believe those twits got into any school on their own merits, let alone one of them going to CMU

Well, CMU has had a few issues with accepting people into its CS program lately. Those were grad level, though.

[Sava]

Nobody cares about undergraduate research papers.

i'm quite proud of the fact that i wrote that paper an hour before class and my prof sent it to NCUR

if grad school wasn't a complete waste of my godamn time, I would won that too

I figured, just win life instead

and I did

[Sava]

i'm quite proud of the fact that i wrote that paper an hour before class and my prof sent it to NCUR

if grad school wasn't a complete waste of my godamn time, I would won that too

I figured, just win life instead

and I did

though, I'd be more proud if I ended up banging that prof

she was very attractive

i had a brief shot, i think... but I blew it by writing a bunch of emo poems and having her critique it

****ING DUMBASS

I shoulda just stuck to what I know... slaying dat azz

damn, i sound like such an ******* sometimes

oh well OWN IT