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  • #1

    Best poll result ever.

    As a lifelong Chelsea fan and a vile heathen, this amuses me. Go UK!!

    Originally posted by Independant
    Jesus Christ plays for Chelsea - that's what one in five children think

    Chelsea have made some star signings over the years but this one would trump the lot - that of Jesus Christ.

    However, even with all his roubles, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich won't be bringing the Son of God to Stamford Bridge. But a survey has found that 20 per cent of kids think he already plays for the Blues.

    A total of 1,000 children were asked the following multiple choice question as part of a survey for Netmums: Who is Jesus Christ? a) A footballer for Chelsea b) Son of God c) TV presenter d) X Factor contestant or e) An astronaut

    Incredibly, 20 per cent of the children asked at a shopping centre in Brent Cross went with option a).

    Even if Jesus was available in the transfer market, one suspects Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who styles himself as the 'Special One', might feel uncomfortable about being upstaged by such a star name.

    It might be possible the children confused Jesus Christ with Jesus Navas, who plays for Manchester City.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...k-9917986.html
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  • #2
    Well, given that none of the possible answers are correct, can you blame the kids for getting it wrong?
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    • #3
      Yes, and it pleases Ken for some reason.
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      • #4
        Jesus Saves!
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          And takes half damage.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
            Well, given that none of the possible answers are correct, can you blame the kids for getting it wrong?
            Astronaut is probably closest.
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            • #7
              Sounds like 20% of the kids in Brent Cross are trolls.


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              • #8
                Maybe a lot of kids like to prank pollsters.
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                • #9
                  Yes, I'm a slow poster.
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                  • #10
                    Chelsea has a fondness for Spainards?
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