Ferguson is currently deadlocked due to race conditions.

[Kidlicious]

I don't even know why you are talking about feminism. I don't know why you talk about alot of things. Do you have diarrhea of the mouth?

[loinburger]

I just want to learn at the feet of the self-professed expert on feminism and his sieve-like mind

[ZEE]

I'm just Poasting in a thrade with my name in it!

[Kidlicious]

I just want to learn at the feet of the self-professed expert on feminism and his sieve-like mind

I'm not an expert, and you are too stupid.

[Kidlicious]

loinburger, do you think you are entertaining people? Wtf are you doing? Do you think normal people want to read that ****? Whoever is entertained by that crap is a loser. Now STFU.

[regexcellent]

This implies that Sister Bendy of the Blessed Brainfart does not have infarction of the intellect. I challenge this emulsion.

Someone please for God's sake take away molly's thesaurus so he can't wound the English language any further. SAT words should be used to enhance meaning, not puff up language to make yourself seem smart. Small words are better than big words when they suffice. Let's rewrite this statement in proper style:

That would mean Ben isn't just retarded. I disagree.

Much better, isn't it? Note that loinburger, despite writing in normal conversational English, comes off a lot smarter than Molly in this discussion. This is because he is smarter, but more specifically because the content of his posts reveal deeper insights than HURR BEN AND KIDDY ARE IDIOTS HURR dressed up like a pig wearing lipstick.

Stay tuned for our next lesson: Why Feminizing The Names of Posters You Don't Like Makes You Look Like a 3rd Grader No Matter How Well Thumbed Your Dictionary Is

Also:

Well, to start with AAHZ is a friend of mine.

Wow. Holy **** that explains everything.

[loinburger]

loinburger, do you think you are entertaining people? Wtf are you doing? Do you think normal people want to read that ****? Whoever is entertained by that crap is a loser. Now STFU.

I realized a long time ago that I could let people like you either anger me, depress me, or entertain me, and that the last option is almost always preferable.

[Ben Kenobi]

Sheesh. Some people watch soap operas. I read Poly.

Stay tuned for our next lesson: Why Feminizing The Names of Posters You Don't Like Makes You Look Like a 3rd Grader No Matter How Well Thumbed Your Dictionary Is

[Kidlicious]

I realized a long time ago that I could either let people like you anger me, depress me, or entertain me, and that the last option is almost always preferable.

It's entertaining for you to be called a creep?

[loinburger]

It's entertaining for you to be called a creep?

By you? Yes.

[Kidlicious]

By you? Yes.

And you think I'm the only one in the world who thinks that the way you are acting is creepy?

[Kidlicious]

I don't even know why I asked you that. You've obviously got a severe psychological disorder.

[loinburger]

That's a stupid question. If Adolph Hitler called me an anti-Semite then I would be entertained by the accusation. If he then followed this up by asking if it was possible that somebody else in the world also thought that I was an anti-Semite then I'd think that Adolph Hitler was retarded for asking this question. You are the Adolph Hitler of creepiness.

[Kidlicious]

Dude, do you really believe the crap you post? You do, don't you?

[loinburger]

Also, you're the Joseph Stalin of retardation. And the Pol Pot of misogyny.