money can buy happiness i think

[Sava]

disregard

[N35t0r]

Send me two GTX 970

[MRT144]

one of my problems is that i eventually get to a point where i have to spend a lot of money (because it is risky to have large amounts of cash on hand)

i just got two gtx 970's...

but that wasn't enough

my room is already littered with monitors and other sort of equipment and there's nothing electronicky I want right now

so....

i bought one of these:

[it's a real doll]

gotta say, it's pretty awesome

i'm not giving up on real women or anything like that

but I can only date so many single moms
(and not ripping on them, i am just not suited for that)

if i were more into cars, i probably would be doing something car-related


I kinda wish it was a robot, but whatever

so yeah, i started ****ing a doll

any questions?
also, feel free to share a relevant story if you have one

What.

[Sava]

Finally

[regexcellent]

Yeah uh the realdoll is a joke right

[Sava]

I haven't decided yet. Pretend its true

[Sava]

So I bought half a dozen of them and have been selling their services

[Sava]

We make house calls too. The van is decked out to look like a contracting company. The dolls are stored in crates so it looks like we are deliverying larger things. Is that really not a word? Deliverying? Looks right too me.

[N35t0r]

Delivering. ING. EYE EN GEE.

[Sava]

[N35t0r]

delivereyengee.

[pchang]

Starting at $6500? Maybe it would just be cheaper to rent a real woman for a little while.

[Ben Kenobi]

Is a side benefit to Poly that it makes me thankful for my own life?

[DaShi]

We make house calls too. The van is decked out to look like a contracting company. The dolls are stored in crates so it looks like we are deliverying larger things. Is that really not a word? Deliverying? Looks right too me.

FYI, if you end up taking it to the next level, calling your web-based prostitution ring the Uber of sex, doesn't make it legal. So try calling it the Obamacare of sex.

[Sava]