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  • Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber getting ass-raped by Asher...

    Yep, I've missed this place!
    "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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    • Originally posted by Asher View Post
      Less time and money spent on smartboards for penis inspections, more time spent on problem solving and rational thought.
      I agree!
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        Okay Asher. If pretending that my life is anything other than total success is how you make up for the fact that you work for a company that makes its money out of selling useless things to simpleton school administrators, I'll let you have that.
        What exactly do I have to make up for?

        One of the people I work with regularly (who is not on SMART's payroll at all) is actually at the White House today discussing the successes she's had in her classrooms using modern education technology. I get treated like a rock star whenever I go into a school that actually knows how to make effective use of the technology. Our team gets fanmail from students all over the world. My product's been around for over 15 years, has profit margins north of 95% and revenues growing 200% year over year. Samsung, Epson, Sharp, Sony, and others are desperately trying to license it as it's a key factor for them to be successful in the education market. I'm being promoted regularly with huge raises, bonuses, and stock options.

        So I'm working on a project that has positive real-world impacts that get affirmed regularly, it's making my company a lot of money, and it's a tremendous vehicle for my career and my personal wealth.

        What am I making up for? I'm firing on all cylinders and I'm loving it.

        What do you do?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • Hahahaha is being dog and pony showed at the white house supposed to impress me? I'm dying
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • Pedro the immigrant Panda.

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            • This is why I don't post here much anymore, FWIW.

              The level of discourse here is actually more juvenile and ignorant than reddit. Gone are people like Adam Smith that could teach everybody a few things, replaced with ignorant brats with chips on their shoulders.

              A shame.

              I learned a lot from Apolyton over the years, both academically and personally. I learned a lot about how to debate with people, which I use daily to great success. Maybe I've just outgrown it, or maybe it's just gone down hill. But I don't see the point to it anymore.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • I agree the panda thing is a pretty excellent management strategy.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • There's no chip on my shoulder, Asher. I don't actually begrudge you in the slightest for working on a useless product for simpletons. All I ask is for a little self awareness. You're the only person on this board with any experience with smartboards that doesn't think they're junk, and you're also the only one that gets paid to make them. Coincidence?
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    There's no chip on my shoulder, Asher. I don't actually begrudge you in the slightest for working on a useless product for simpletons. All I ask is for a little self awareness.
                    Self awareness is recognizing you are in no position to judge the effectiveness of a field you have no understanding of.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • You going to say the same of Elok, someone who is actually employed to teach and who emphatically agrees with me?
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • I'll say the same to Elok if he's actually used any of the products I'm talking about, which I know for a fact he has not.

                        A smartboard can be treated just like a chalkboard - no question. Most teachers do that - it's true. That is their fault for not utilizing the potential of the technology in front of them. Most teachers, to be frank, just aren't very good at their jobs. They're unionized and they know they don't have to be.

                        I am not saying this is true of Elok, but I don't know what products he's been exposed to and I don't know what training he's had. I do know he hasn't used the product I work on.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • I had a math teacher who used the smartboard to save the stuff she drew on it

                          Overhead projectors still seemed more convenient.

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                          • A sample group of one Elok isn't terribly conclusive, anyway.

                            Hello there, Asher.
                            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                            • Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                              I had a math teacher who used the smartboard to save the stuff she drew on it
                              And my math teachers at CMU use a sheet of paper, a document camera, and a scanner to achieve the same effect.
                              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                              ){ :|:& };:

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                              • Asher I want to humor you. Tell us all about why smartboards are superior to whiteboards, or overhead projectors/document cameras/etc. Be specific if you can. TIA

                                I am sympathetic to the argument that teachers are largely bad at their jobs. This is undoubtedly true.

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