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  • #91
    AAHZ said he wanted to talk aBout Dale and that's what we are going to talk aBout.

    you first... GO!
    The Wizard of AAHZ

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    • #92
      I'd rather see more pandas.
      DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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      • #93
        It would seem an internet niche has opened up for that sort of thing.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by kentonio View Post
          If by pwning you mean being ignorant dicks about something he is clearly genuinely passionate about.
          This.

          I actually had completely forgotten about that.

          The reason I've been away more than not is I've been incredibly busy doing **** that some people think doesn't matter. My product's revenues are growing 200% year over year and I've been promoted to a Principal position as technical overlord for many projects and over 75 developers. I'm just ****ing busy.

          And I spend all day arguing with people now, the last thing I want to do is argue with people who don't have a clue here.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #95
            Incidentally, my main team's mascot is a Panda (the 42 inch one we got at Costco). I bought him, named him Pedro, and he's become a sensation.

            I also use him to passive aggressively troll the IT guys who don't do their jobs. I've created a virtual user for him (Pedro Rodriguez) and assign him sysadmin tasks that they should be doing but aren't. It's been a very effective tool in exposing ineptitude. It's so easy a ****ing stuffed panda can do it.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #96
              Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
              They're really ****ing annoying cause you get in the way of the projector. This has probably already been mentioned but I didn't read the thread.
              Yes, you are so informed.

              Look at the projector and how the kids are blocking it.



              Oh wait, you guys are talking about ten year old technology in 2014 and conflating it with what is happening today. In other words, this is a perfect example of why you are ignorant.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #97
                Yay, Asher sighting! You are missed by those of us who appreciate you.
                "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                • #98
                  Lmao, I'm glad Smartboard has found a way to make whiteboards more expensive in a way that doesn't have the projector-blocking problem
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • #99
                    For low-cost markets like Virginia, China, Ghana, and India, we also have cheapass Interactive Projectors that are ultra-short throw.



                    If your school had outdated technology, it's an indictment of your school and not the technology.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • Outdated technology....

                      My school had an electron microscope, a supercomputer, and a CnC plasma cutter, among other things. I think they're getting a gene sequencer soon in the new renovation.

                      Many of my teachers were PhDs in sciences like physics and chemistry, and they couldn't figure out a way to make smartboards useful. In lieu of contrary evidence I'm sticking with the null hypothesis that they aren't.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • If your school was so good, how come you're so ****ed up?

                        Less time and money spent on electron microscopes for penis inspections, more time spent on problem solving and rational thought.

                        If one has a PhD in something and taught ****ing high school, I'm sure they struggle with microwave operation. Some of the dumbest people I know have PhDs. I manage some of them. It means nothing other than you thought it would be a good use of your time to spend many extra years studying something with low pay only to get a job later with low pay.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • Dude the supercomputer was a Cray SV1. It was stone age technology when you were there.

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                          • Okay Asher. If pretending that my life is anything other than total success is how you make up for the fact that you work for a company that makes its money out of selling useless things to simpleton school administrators, I'll let you have that. Just go masturbate in front of your giant panda until you feel better.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                            ){ :|:& };:

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                            • Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                              Dude the supercomputer was a Cray SV1. It was stone age technology when you were there.
                              OK fair. But we still had some pretty excellent computer clusters, like the itanium/infiniband setup and the quadro boxes.
                              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                              ){ :|:& };:

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                              • Lol at the quip at the PhDs. Dr Dell ****in' ruled. Smartest dude I ever met.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                                ){ :|:& };:

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