yikes

[Sava]

I've been using a DIY bong I made from a Listerine bottle. The bong consists of three main pieces. There's a wood pipe I made that holds the bud. It connects to the bottle. There's a small plastic tube that extends into the water. The bud sits on a metal screen/filter thingy. It's bent in the shape of a bowl.

Anyways, I guess the last time I cleaned it (after every use) I wedged the filter back in with some sort of tension. I was smoking a bowl when it decided to give way and shoot into my face. It was slow motion. The fiery cherry hit me right between the eyes. Luckily, it fell harmlessly and extinguished before hitting the carpet.

That could have been bad.

[Sava]

I wonder if the tumbleweeds crush the crickets sometimes.

[Elok]

My wife just asked, "what does that choice of avatar say about a person? That he's an ass?" I told her, essentially, that she had no idea.

(I don't think the phrase "DIY bong" helped your case there)

[Sava]

That's okay. I embrace it.

It's more about just wanting the extra little dopamine kick every time I get aroused.

Biochemical happiness is all I've been granted in this life.

[Sava]

also, lemme know if yall need a bull (MMF)

[Dinner]

Just buy a real bong already and this time don't break it.

[self biased]

Just buy a real bong already and this time don't break it.

i hate to say it, but i think Oerdin's actually correct this time. i mean, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while right?

[Ben Kenobi]

Sheesh. He's even running a grow op. And can't buy a bong?

[SlowwHand]

If. you're that short of cash, just make a pipe from a toilet paper roll and use aluminum foil with pin holes as a bowl.

[Sava]

but I like making DIY bongs!

This one actually works well. I just messed up with the screen placement.

[Sava]

Just buy a real bong already and this time don't break it.

??

I have never broken a smoking implement before.

[Sava]

I just watched a behind the scenes porn video. This man is a jizz mopper:

(pic should be okay, no nudy bits)

[Kidlicious]

Dafaq is going on in that picture?

[Sava]

The morbidly obese man is mopping fluids off of a porn couch while they film a scene in the background.

[Colonâ„¢]

My wife just asked, "what does that choice of avatar say about a person?

That he appreciates the finer aspects of a woman?