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[Sava]

hopefully that open tag won't FUCK THINGS UP

any polytubbies tried tinder? is that just for hook up sex? because i prefer being in a relationship despite my past dalliances



also

so I trimmed much of my body hair because of the amount of extra moisture the hair holds while exercising (it's a lot)

and now, some spots on my butt are not coming back

what sorcery is this? and will it work on the rest of my body"
i think a medical opinion might be necessary

i'm not stoned now, just super tired

I almost got to 300 lbs on bench press this morning
ALMOSTTTTTTTTTT
I barely could get the bar up, but it definitely moved
I've been improving ever so slightly

I know nobody cares about this stuff. I only share it because I rarely set personal goals... and even more rarely achieve them.

I like being in good shape and having energy

also, I've eaten 6-7 cups of fruit today (bananas, blackberries, raspberries, blueberries, frozen strawberries in a smoothie)

my poop will smell like berries

also, i poop about five times a day

big healthy logs

getting >60g of fiber
maybe >100-150g of protein (depending on factors)


I've not been counting calories. My goal is to work out as much as possible, using food as fuel.
I'm down 3 inches on my waist since the beginning of the month

this is the fastest I've ever gotten my ass into shape



I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO HEAR ANY RANDOM STORIES ABOUT LIFE THAT YOU WISH TO SHARE

[ColdWizard]

Sharing is bad.

[Sava]

why?

if the nsa wants to know about my ass hair trimming situation, they are welcome

i would appreciate any tips they have to offer

sometimes, I type messages to them in this box... hoping some highly attractive female nsa agent is reading this and wants to jump on my dick (no sex, just actual jumping... try it)

[ColdWizard]

You sharing is great. Me sharing is bad.

[Sava]

okay good

but why's that?

I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU

anyways, i was just being polite

i mostly just want to talk about myself

[ColdWizard]

Bench press is for pretty boys. Real men do squats.


Or so I was told. I do neither. Going to the gym is too much effort.

[Sava]

I can squat 600

at least, that was my max

I had some knee issues recently and have been told to keep leg work light. Though, I can through up 400 on the leg press machine and do 15-20 reps easy

[Sava]

SO THERE

[ColdWizard]

I used to use the leg press machine as a calf press machine because I maxed out the calf machine. Also did leg presses since I was already there.

[Sava]

Yeah, I do that too.

[Nikolai]

You asked about Tinder in another thread.

I'll repost: No, I haven't tried it. But my brother uses it a lot. And a good friend of mine. As do many others over here. It seems to be a good way to meet a girl, if you're into the slutty kind.

[Sava]

hmmmm

old Sava would have jumped at that

I've matured a bit ( )

[Sava]

holy ****

I rejoined OKC

I'm already speaking with an adorably cute woman who doesn't mind my onslaught of double entendres and outright inappropriate sexual comments.



AND SHE LIVES LIKE FIVE MOTHERMOTORBOATING MINUTES AWAY

[Lorizael]

You stole my cunning linguist line, didn't you?!

[Sava]

well, my third message involved me commenting on how the thought of her sweaty was doing wonderful things to me

and that I'd like to mow her lawn

and I also asked if her lawn was wet and well trimmed

I love (small L) this woman!