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I played some football (real football, played with your feet using a ball), and my knee didn't act up!
I fing the gym too boring.
I fing the gym too boring.
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That is sorta what i meant when I suggested he should use his Inner Drill Sergeant.Originally posted by Sava View PostHate is good. Even self-hate. You know what you can do? Punish yourself. Deprive yourself of unhealthy habits that bring you pleasure. Do you drink soda at all? Do you eat fast food? Take control and say to yourself "NO YOU PIECE OF ****, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THIS
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Positive change is a self-reinforcing cycle as well.
Do you take an elevator at work? Force yourself to take the stairs as punishment. "YOU FAT ****, YOU AREN'T TAKING THE EASY ROUTE... MARCH UP THESE GODDAM STAIRS "No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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It's not my fault I do a better job of explaining your ideas.Originally posted by The Mad Monk View PostTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I found a woman who will date me!!!!!!! Yayyyyyy. Messaged all evening. Well into the hundreds!To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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And it didn't turn into sex talk or a therapy session (for either of us). Woooooollllkljfjcjfkdkdjfkfjrjedyayayahahahahahaha hayayayayayaTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I'm happy now. You could explain the virtues of supply side economics and it wouldn't piss me off
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I asked her:
"What would you do if I took a loaf of french bread and pretended it was my penis"
She said (paraphrasing): I'd be embarrassed if it were in public, but would laugh uncontrollably if we were at home. Then we'd have sex.
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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also, taking over/under bets for how long this lasts
I'll set the line at 6 months (my previous record for relationship length)
I'm incredibly smitten and optimistic
however, this always happens in the beginningTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Sava
Just don't show her this site.Indifference is BlissComment
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Also, don't show this site her ...Comment
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Well, yeah, that goes without mention. Now, if it were Alby, that's another thing.Indifference is BlissComment
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Though, when she googles me, she'll find it.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Bah. I regularly showed my ex the more amusing threads from Apolyton. I even had her read threads that were about her.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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