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**N35t0r** · August 19, 2014, 07:27

Are we measuring height or length?

**Lorizael** · August 19, 2014, 08:04

Both, I thought. I'm a square.

**N35t0r** · August 19, 2014, 08:12

length

**Sava** · August 20, 2014, 15:07

Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post

I'm about 6'4", on a good day. On a bad day, I'm 4'10".

HOWS THE AIR UP THERE YOU ROUND FAKE BACON LOVING MAPLEBACK BASTARD

(x2 multiplier for canada racism)

**Spaced Cowboy** · August 25, 2014, 21:27

Read a statistic the other day that said for every inch above 5 ft, decreases life expectancy by 1.7 years.

**KrazyHorse** · August 25, 2014, 22:18

that statement is either laughably false or presented without supporting context. A 6' man lives 20 years less than a 5' man on average? Really?

**Sava** · August 25, 2014, 22:22

How many tall old people do you see walking around?

**KrazyHorse** · August 25, 2014, 22:24

Great reasoning!

**Sava** · August 25, 2014, 22:37

It's called humor. If you had a decent sense of it, you'd be less of an insufferable assbag

**Ben Kenobi** · August 25, 2014, 23:13

Directed at KH?

**KrazyHorse** · August 25, 2014, 23:23

Originally posted by Sava View Post

It's called humor. If you had a decent sense of it, you'd be less of an insufferable assbag

Same to you, twit.

Should I have added a winking smilie?

**Sava** · August 26, 2014, 12:04

Then, I apologize for reading that in the worst possible tone.

**Spaced Cowboy** · August 26, 2014, 22:39

Statement was from "popular Science" current months issue, the Sh1t they print.

More links to "sketchy" studies.

Are you doubting the numbers or the theory?

**Uncle Sparky** · August 26, 2014, 22:59

Not me. I died in my early 50s, but got better. What are the stats on that?

**Sava** · August 27, 2014, 05:24

Such statistics couldn't handle the thin air up there! TALL-Y MCGIANTFACE

Any Apolytoners over 6'4'' (193cm)?