How is using the Lavatory different from Piracy?

[The Mad Monk]

When you use the lavatory you take a crap, while with piracy you take crap HARR

[Al B. Sure!]

I hate these stupid threads. It's not funny to change one word in a thread title to something stupid.

[Elok]

Am tempted to start a thread titled "I hate these stupid threads," leading to a pic of ugly clothes. But I'm too lazy.

[The Mad Monk]

Lavatories are something stupid? You prefer latrines, maybe?

[Al B. Sure!]

Lavatories are something stupid? You prefer latrines, maybe?

We don't call them latrines. We call them heads.

[The Mad Monk]

You prefer crapping on heads.

[ZEE]

Poor Alby

[Ben Kenobi]

He's a marine they crap on heads all the time. And like it!

[Elok]

You prefer crapping on heads.

I'd have gone with "in the Corps, heads exist to be filled with crap." But to each his own.

[Tuberski]

We don't call them latrines. We call them heads.

Still doing what the Navy tells you...

ACK!

[Tuberski]

When you use the lavatory you take a crap, while with piracy you take crap HARR

No one has ever given me 5 stars for dropping a duece, although it does smell like Rotten Tomatoes.

ACK!

[Bereta_Eder]

In Greece every site you visit is considered your own personal right, including pirate sites

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OTOH drinking milk can produce lactose intolerance syndromes, a distictive mediterannean trait, particularly testing for the SO and assorted fellow travelers.

[Al B. Sure!]

OTOH drinking milk can produce lactose intolerance syndromes, a distictive mediterannean trait, particularly testing for the SO and assorted fellow travelers.

Not really. The gene for lactose tolerance originated in the Near East (Turkey according to research). East Asians, Indigenous Americans, and sub-Saharan Africans are notorious for being lactose intolerant, not Mediterranean peoples.

[Bereta_Eder]

People of African, Asian, Mexican, Mediterranean, or Jewish descent often develop lactose intolerance after adolescence.

http://www.gihealth.com/html/education/lactose.html

Zeus used to fart all enemies to oblivion

[Al B. Sure!]

Lactose Tolerance originated in the Near East

Two hundred thousand years later, around 10,000 B.C., this began to change. A genetic mutation appeared, somewhere near modern-day Turkey, that jammed the lactase-production gene permanently in the “on” position. The original mutant was probably a male who passed the gene on to his children. People carrying the mutation could drink milk their entire lives. Genomic analyses have shown that within a few thousand years, at a rate that evolutionary biologists had thought impossibly rapid, this mutation spread throughout Eurasia, to Great Britain, Scandinavia, the Mediterranean, India and all points in between, stopping only at the Himalayas. Independently, other mutations for lactose tolerance arose in Africa and the Middle East, though not in the Americas, Australia, or the Far East.

Mediterranean peoples might not have the lactose tolerance rates of Northern Europeans but the majority are lactose tolerant. Compare to East Asians.