Which polytubby will go on a killing spree first?

[Berzerker]

nobody

[Al B. Sure!]

If I want nuts, it would be of the Christopher Dorner variety. Something like me not being able to stand, and trying to bring light to, the corruption of institutions.

But considering I was
told by managers to conduct unsavory sales practices, including willful lying to elderly customers, at Wells Fargo
told by superiors at Checkers to adjust would-be overtime hours to the next week in the pay period and then prorate an employee's hours to avoid paying them overtime
told by my director at Sodexo to clock still working employees out without their knowledge

I think I can handle corruption.

(I passively resisted all of those, however, and received no reprimand if my bosses were even aware of my disobedience)


Corporate America is really corrupt. I saw nothing unsavory at BNY Mellon, however.

[ZEE]

If I want nuts, it would be of the Christopher Dorner variety. Something like me not being able to stand, and trying to bring light to, the corruption of institutions.

But considering I was
told by managers to conduct unsavory sales practices, including willful lying to elderly customers, at Wells Fargo
told by superiors at Checkers to adjust would-be overtime hours to the next week in the pay period and then prorate an employee's hours to avoid paying them overtime
told by my director at Sodexo to clock still working employees out without their knowledge

I think I can handle corruption.

(I passively resisted all of those, however, and received no reprimand if my bosses were even aware of my disobedience)


Corporate America is really corrupt. I saw nothing unsavory at BNY Mellon, however.

I am quoting this alBy-Poast™ so if he deletes it later it will still exist.

[Berzerker]

figures

[onodera]

Albie and Ben are crazy, but I think they're too stable to go on a killing spree. Kid, however, is crazy enough.

[Kidlicious]

This is why I don't tell you how I make my living.

[kentonio]

Manager of a battered women's shelter?

[onodera]

Or maker of sheltered women's batter.

[Sava]

[Kidlicious]

Manager of a battered women's shelter?

Aint nobody got time fadat!

[Ben Kenobi]

Well, now you've got me curious. What do you do, Kid?

[Sava]

nuclear physicist

[Felch]

My brother is a nuclear physicist, and he struggles with driving his car in reverse.

I think he took too many rads.

[Sava]

thats rad

[Berzerker]

Speer seems like he'd go fullmetaljacket.

Though, he's a pussy. So I bet it would just be suicide.

suicide takes more balls than killing some poor sap who got in your way