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  • When I was 23 or so, I hit on a receptionist at my eye doctor... quite awkwardly. That's the only "rejection" I've experienced as an adult.

    and it was because I was some random dude bugging her at work
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
      No, you'd never be a mass murderer, because it'd just reduce your potential client base for your human trafficking activities.
      This is a good point ... once again capitalism has prevented attrocities from occuring

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      • Originally posted by Sava View Post
        When I was 23 or so, I hit on a receptionist at my eye doctor... quite awkwardly. That's the only "rejection" I've experienced as an adult.

        and it was because I was some random dude bugging her at work
        No wonder you don't kill people.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
          Faulty logic. You can't calculate odds without a thorough psych evaluation to determine which severe mental illness they are technically suffering from. It's bound to skew the numbers.
          Btw, I was essentially right. Looking only at the population of people with schizophrenia, for example (1% in the US), the odds of one of them committing mass murder in a given year are about .0006%. The odds of you (a random UKer) murdering someone close to you in a given year are about .00067%.
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
            No wonder you don't kill people.
            just seems like a lot of work
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              Btw, I was essentially right. Looking only at the population of people with schizophrenia, for example (1% in the US), the odds of one of them committing mass murder in a given year are about .0006%. The odds of you (a random UKer) murdering someone close to you in a given year are about .00067%.
              Well if we're suddenly going to get all serious about it, it's probably also worth pointing out that you've just taken a small subsection of severe mental illnesses there. Why would we assume that BK or Kid are schizophrenic, when there are numerous other severe mental illnesses they could be suffering from? That also only considers diagnosed rates of schizophrenia which is deeply unreliable given how poor your mental health system is.

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              • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                Well if we're suddenly going to get all serious about it, it's probably also worth pointing out that you've just taken a small subsection of severe mental illnesses there. Why would we assume that BK or Kid are schizophrenic, when there are numerous other severe mental illnesses they could be suffering from? That also only considers diagnosed rates of schizophrenia which is deeply unreliable given how poor your mental health system is.
                Why don't you make a list of everything you consider to be a "severe mental illness" and get back to us, kk
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                  just seems like a lot of work
                  Idk. Albie is the professional.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                    Why don't you make a list of everything you consider to be a "severe mental illness" and get back to us, kk
                    Sorry, I'm too busy with other things right now. Please take a ticket and wait in the foyer with our charming receptionist Candice, and I'll be with you as soon as this **** wears off.

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                    • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                      Why don't you make a list of everything you consider to be a "severe mental illness" and get back to us, kk
                      I have all of them. On a good day I manage to not **** myself.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                        Well if we're suddenly going to get all serious about it, it's probably also worth pointing out that you've just taken a small subsection of severe mental illnesses there. Why would we assume that BK or Kid are schizophrenic, when there are numerous other severe mental illnesses they could be suffering from? That also only considers diagnosed rates of schizophrenia which is deeply unreliable given how poor your mental health system is.
                        Schizophrenics (the paranoid kind, specifically) are the group of mentally ill individuals most likely to be violent toward other people. There also aren't a lot of schizophrenics out there. If we assume they are underdiagnosed (good assumption) or that a different, larger group of mentally ill people is most often responsible for mass murder (not necessarily a good assumption), then the chance of any individual person in our target group committing mass murder goes down. This only makes it look worse for you, you (potential) murderer.
                        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                          Sorry, I'm too busy with other things right now. Please take a ticket and wait in the foyer with our charming receptionist Candice, and I'll be with you as soon as this **** wears off.
                          Okay. So you just pretend to be not-another-******.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                            Idk. Albie is the professional.
                            Even the most retarded peasants can be taught to pull a trigger.
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                              Okay. So you just pretend to be not-another-******.
                              not-another-******(tm)?

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                              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Schizophrenics (the paranoid kind, specifically) are the group of mentally ill individuals most likely to be violent toward other people. There also aren't a lot of schizophrenics out there. If we assume they are underdiagnosed (good assumption) or that a different, larger group of mentally ill people is most often responsible for mass murder (not necessarily a good assumption), then the chance of any individual person in our target group committing mass murder goes down. This only makes it look worse for you, you (potential) murderer.
                                Considering we already saw those figures earlier which seem to show that around 10% of murders are committed by severely mentally ill people who account for 6% of the population, then it's not really useful to only focus on the actions of just schizophrenics who only account for 1% of the population.

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