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  • How much money should the feds allocate for penis removal?

    Wait for the poll, and remember: this is serious business!

    Note that I do not specify whose penis(es).
    8
    Penis removal should be left to the free market for greater efficiency
    50.00%
    4
    The doctors should be paid by comission
    0.00%
    0
    Fixed at 2% of GDP
    12.50%
    1
    Is that Bobbitt woman still around?
    12.50%
    1
    However much money it takes
    12.50%
    1
    The whole budget
    0.00%
    0
    $37.95, plus shipping and handling
    12.50%
    1
    Yes, we have no bananas
    0.00%
    0
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  • #2
    As much as it allocates to FGM.
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    • #3
      Well, not all penises were created equal.
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      • #4
        Depends what we do with the severed penises.

        1. Discard them - waste of money, patient must pay expenses out of pocket
        2. Sold for use in traditional Chinese medicine as a tiger penis substitute - the penis severing should pay for itself
        3. Cloned into a severed penis army - I'm not sure what this is supposed to accomplish, I mean what's a severed penis going to do - bukkake the enemy to death?
        4. Used in penis transplants - I'm opposed to this as being against the will of God, unless we stipulate that only cross-racial transplants are permitted, because that would be sort of amusing
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        • #5
          cross-racial dickgirls???

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          • #6
            Originally posted by loinburger View Post
            3. Cloned into a severed penis army - I'm not sure what this is supposed to accomplish, I mean what's a severed penis going to do -
            Invade a Japanese space station.
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            • #7
              We might save money on cell spluge cleanup, so I suppose it's a cost benefit analysis.
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              • #8
                How much would it cost to buy a rusty pen knife?
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                • #9
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                  • #10
                    That is a great movie!

                    ACK!
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                    • #11
                      I take it Obamacare pays for wierdos to have their penises removed?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        I take it Obamacare pays for wierdos to have their penises removed?
                        are you asking whether you qualify?
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                        • #13
                          I don't think Kid even has one penis, let alone two.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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