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    Prison Hypothetical

    Dude commits awful crimes and is sentenced to one hundred years in prison. Dude dies in prison. Dude is cryonically stored (he signed up for it earlier) and then revived a two hundred years in the future.

    Has the dude served his time?
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    THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION. DID THE DUDE DIE IN PRISON IMMEDIATELY AFTER COMPLETING HIS 100 YEAR SENTENCE? :MAD:

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    • #3
      Yep. Though to prevent this they probably should write a law saying your term only counts for living years with a parole for being in a coffin .
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      • #4
        Demolition man.

        I never figured out the point of that one.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
          THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION. DID THE DUDE DIE IN PRISON IMMEDIATELY AFTER COMPLETING HIS 100 YEAR SENTENCE? :MAD:
          My apologies, Master Wiglaf. Let's say he dies 50 years into his sentence.
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            The point seemed to be that being frozen was more merciful than dying in prison.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
              Yep. Though to prevent this they probably should write a law saying your term only counts for living years with a parole for being in a coffin .
              What about triple life sentences?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by rah View Post
                Demolition man.

                I never figured out the point of that one.
                They were subliminally "rehabilitating" them. Didn't Stalone learn to knit or something while he was frozen?
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                • #9
                  When they revived him was he a reasonable facsimile of the consciousness that existed before, or is he some demon spawn hell bent on destroying the earth?The demon spawn should be given a chance to prove whether they are rehabilitated or not ... innocent until proven guilty, but the guy (or the ~guy) should serve his time

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                  • #10
                    He should kill John Connor like he was supposed to.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      Dude commits awful crimes and is sentenced to one hundred years in prison. Dude dies in prison. Dude is cryonically stored (he signed up for it earlier) and then revived a two hundred years in the future.

                      Has the dude served his time?
                      How long was he in prison before he died?
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Compromise by harvesting cells for a clone, then making sure the clone has an awesome life while his original is stuck inside.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by PLATO View Post
                          They were subliminally "rehabilitating" them. Didn't Stalone learn to knit or something while he was frozen?
                          Yeah, I forgot about that part. But I don't remember them talking about when anybody actually got released so those secondary issues were just fodder from some jokes.
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                          • #14
                            Snipes, meanwhile, was getting the Urban Commando training. He didn't know all that kung fu before.

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                            • #15
                              I still remember the Taco Bell promotion that accompanied that movie.
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