Please don't take this too seriously.

[Sava]

This thread ranks #4 in Google for "jesus fungus edibles stripclub suicide", so it's really just a matter of time before you get a hit Lori!

[Sava]

Leftover pizza ran out, which means I had to go to the store and buy frozen, microwaveable meals.

Learn how to cook.

It's cheaper. You'll eat better.

[molly bloom]

Learn how to cook.

It's cheaper. You'll eat better.

It's much healthier too. Unless you have regina's cookery book, in which case you're pretty much left cooking in pans that look like they're full of phlegm and snot lakes.

[Sava]

regina rhymes with vagina

[molly bloom]

regina rhymes with vagina

You win a cookie.

[Sava]

yay

[molly bloom]

yay

It's made of dog poop and fish eyes.

Haha.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Cooking is one of those basic life skills that everyone should have as a matter of course. My pizza is better than anything I ever bought.

[Sava]

It's made of dog poop and fish eyes.

Haha.

better than a cookie with any kind of nuts in it

nuts have no place in baked goods

ever

[Lorizael]

I make a mean egg salad.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Why not make a nice one?

[Sava]

nice salads finish last

[molly bloom]

nuts have no place in baked goods

ever

I had a delicious slice of coffee and walnut gateau yesterday. You are Satan's foreskin.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I'm with Sava; I like pastries and I like nuts, and I think putting them together is a waste of both.

[Sava]

The only acceptable nuts are peanuts. And I think they are actually a legume.