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  • What happens to sentient aliens when they die?

    Do they cease to exist, do they go to a separate hell for aliens, or do they go to the same hell as humans? Is there any possibility of any of them going to heaven (either alien heaven or the same heaven as humans), or are they pretty much ****ed?
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    There's a heaven for resident aliens? Cool.
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    • #3
      They go to our Hell if they're good ... where they can anal probe the bad humans to their heart's content. They go to our Heaven if they're bad ... where they can't anal probe any humans or even cows.

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      • #4
        They go to hell for not believing in Jesus.
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        • #5
          Haven't the Mormons taught you guys anything?
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          • #6
            If you have any intellectual capacity, any concept of an afterlife is foreign and childish.
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            • #7
              They have their own Jesus
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              • #8
                Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                If you have any intellectual capacity, any concept of an afterlife is foreign and childish.
                Do you think you're different from horse ****?
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                • #9
                  They stop being sentient.
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                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #11
                      Did God would go around the universe suffering horrible deaths to save sinful sentient beings? Is this still going on?
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        Only the ones that eat fruit offered by talking snakes.
                        [Pets] can't be reasoned with when their instincts kick in and they remember that they're animals. Especially dogs which are genetically 100% wolves. - Al B. Sure!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                          Did God would go around the universe suffering horrible deaths to save sinful sentient beings? Is this still going on?
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                          There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                          • #14
                            It would border on fetish, we would have a real kooky God on our hands.
                            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                            • #15
                              It would just be one more thing we don't understand like why we eat his flesh and drink his blood. I did it again today.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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