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  • #16
    You have no chance, fat ass.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Elok View Post
      1. Been a while, Main Brain!
      2. Wut?
      Hello!
      Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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      • #18
        I was at a jize club the other night in the D and it was mega sick. Never heard of duke slute. Where is that?

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        • #19
          This threade is so WTF
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          • #20
            Wait, first Main Brain, then Spaced Cowboy? Did the Starchild just call a general summons? Not that I'm complaining. Especially if neither of you has gone completely raving mad since you left. We're short of non-crank posters at present, you see.

            Originally posted by 100% Wolf View Post
            I seriously hope that girl is getting a decent degree out of this. If she thinks it's "creatively fulfilling" to film Horny Hotties at Home 17, it's at least unlikely that she's going for a liberal arts degree. If she is, she just might have a heart attack when she runs into Shakespeare and stuff.

            Either way, she might have a hell of a time getting a job after this. Outside of porn.
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            • #21
              Also, it's seriously frigging dumb to tell a fratboy you're a porn star and expect it to stay a secret.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                Either way, she might have a hell of a time getting a job after this. Outside of porn.
                She might have a career ahead of her in a secretarial pool somewhere. Depends on if she can take dictation.
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                • #23
                  5 staar thraed.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by pchang View Post
                    So, it's a sequel?
                    I didn't see that coming.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ming View Post
                      DRUNK POSTING
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #26
                        I guess Oerdin is too embarrassed to make another showing in his own thread.
                        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Elok View Post
                          I seriously hope that girl is getting a decent degree out of this. If she thinks it's "creatively fulfilling" to film Horny Hotties at Home 17, it's at least unlikely that she's going for a liberal arts degree.
                          I have some bad news

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                          • #28
                            There's no such thing as a "decent degree".
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #29
                              Pooja Bhatt

                              lol

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