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    The other day I purchased two items at a local shop.

    The genius shop assistant reached for pen and paper to add up the cost of the items I had purchased and correctly calculated the total price of my purchases.

    One item cost $1.85 and the other item cost $1.00

    Have you ever witnessed an intellectual feat less astounding?

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    He didn't use a calculator?

    We might have this generation's Einstein in sight!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
      He didn't use a calculator?
      Hmmm...success in education since he was able to do it on paper, or a failure in education because he doesn't even know how to use a calculator?

      At least he got the total right.
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      • #4
        Calculator? Surely you mean smartphone.
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        • #5
          A programmer at a defense contractor once asked me what a dot product was.
          “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

          ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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          • #6
            Originally posted by pchang View Post
            A programmer at a defense contractor once asked me what a dot product was.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by pchang View Post
              A programmer at a defense contractor once asked me what a dot product was.
              My guess is there are about 7 billion other people who might ask the same question.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by pchang View Post
                A programmer at a defense contractor once asked me what a dot product was.
                I don't know what that is. Most people don't learn anything beyond high school math.


                Braindead:

                Maybe he was trying to calculate sales tax?
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                • #9
                  I was once asked about Caesar the famous Greek.
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                  • #10
                    I was once asked about Alexander the famous Greek.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      Braindead:
                      Maybe he was trying to calculate sales tax?
                      No. No need for him to do that. He was just adding up the numbers.

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                      • #12
                        A dot product is how you calculate the angle between 2 vectors. Considering the job and the contract, knowing what a dot product is was pretty much a requirement for the job.
                        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                        • #13
                          Albie dot vs vector product...
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                          • #14
                            Last summer I took linear algebra, where you learn how to find your inner product.
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                            • #15
                              Is this a vanity thread for math geeks?
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