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    All hail glorious leader Kim!
    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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    Hey if you are going to lie you might as well make it hilarious, not like my president who just pisses everyone off.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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    • #3
      I for one welcome our new solar overlords.

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      • #4
        This was the real destination from that uncle dude.
        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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        • #5
          It's amazing no one thought of the possibility of visiting the Sun at night time. But glorious Kim thought it out!

          This makes me wonder how long until we see the first colonies of the Greater North Korean Empire. Perhaps on Jupiter? Should be doable to get there within a day or two with this tech, especially if they traverse the asteroid belt heads on.
          Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
          I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
          Also active on WePlayCiv.

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          • #6
            1984 is such an awesome book.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #7
              Idk why but this makes me wonder why it's the short guys who wear cowboy hats. I never see men with average height or taller wear cowboy hats except in movies.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                That's about 3k KM/s. Fastest previous probe was only about 70 km/s so Kim space program has achieved speeds 60x as fast as anyone else.

                With escape velocity of 11.2 km/s, and constant 1g acceleration, that would only get us 646 km/s. He'd need to experience constant acceleration of 5gs for 18 hours, or 10gs for 9 hours followed by 10 g deceleration for the 'sun landing'.
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                • #9
                  He couldn't possibly survive on the sun because the surface gravity would give him a weight of several tons.

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                  • #10
                    Do the Kenobis doubt the glorious Kim?
                    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                    Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                    • #11
                      It can't be a lie because it's too outrageous. People don't tell outrageous lies.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        It can't be a lie because it's too outrageous. People don't tell outrageous lies.
                        Oh ****, does this mean Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and L. Ron Hubbard were telling the truth?

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                        • #13
                          ~93 million miles in 4 hrs. Astounding!

                          Oh those Irish!
                          Last edited by pchang; January 25, 2014, 04:13.
                          “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                          ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                          • #14
                            I'd love to see their solar excursion module which permitted the collection of sunspots.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View Post
                              Oh ****, does this mean Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and L. Ron Hubbard were telling the truth?
                              You forgot a certain Jewish girl that had an unexpected pregnancy.
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                              Among the **** we all are poets
                              Among the poets we are ****.

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