What is the fuss about the Russian twin toilets?

[Al B. Sure!]

[Hauldren Collider]

****ing creepy dude.

[Kidlicious]

They're also better for you.

Do you have a problem .... No. No. Nvm....

[Ben Kenobi]

I wonder if Albie's sent that picture to his girlfriend to explain why he doesn't have a normal toilet.

[Guynemer]

****ing creepy dude.

Did you see this week's episode?

Those toilets are totally Kreiger's jam.

[Al B. Sure!]

Do you have a problem .... No. No. Nvm....

I'm just your typical no shampoo, no deodorant, no pillow, intermittent fasting, paleo, crossfitting red-blooded modern man

[DaShi]

Most travelers judge how advanced a country is by their toilets, which is the only true metric of development. This is clearly Russia's attempt to look more developed. "In America, you have one toilet. In Russia, we have two!" And not one of them can wipe your ass and compliment the size of your deposit. Please.

[Al B. Sure!]

Most travelers judge how advanced a country is by their toilets, which is the only true metric of development. This is clearly Russia's attempt to look more developed. "In America, you have one toilet. In Russia, we have two!" And not one of them can wipe your ass and compliment the size of your deposit. Please.

Where's the toilet paper?

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm just your typical no shampoo, no deodorant, no pillow, intermittent fasting, paleo, crossfitting red-blooded modern man

Of 1200 AD.

[DaShi]

Where's the toilet paper?

Russians don't have anuses.

Also, toilet paper in public restrooms is uncommon in many countries. People are expected to bring their own form of wipes. Also, you don't flush them. That's what the bin in the middle is for.

[Al B. Sure!]

Russians don't have anuses.

Also, toilet paper in public restrooms is uncommon in many countries. People are expected to bring their own form of wipes. Also, you don't flush them. That's what the bin in the middle is for.

Do they keep the wipes in their pocket or is there a special bag or fannypack they carry with them when they go out?

[Ban Kenobi]

I'm just your typical no shampoo, no deodorant, no pillow, intermittent fasting, paleo, crossfitting red-blooded modern man

You've bumped all the way up to the top of the "Craziest people on Apolyton" list in my mind, ahead of Kidicious and you-know-who.

[Uncle Sparky]

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You won't find many left handed people living on the Indian subcontinent.

[Al B. Sure!]

You've bumped all the way up to the top of the "Craziest people on Apolyton" list in my mind, ahead of Kidicious and you-know-who.

I don't believe in talking snakes and an invisible ******* in the sky.

[Ben Kenobi]

I don't believe in talking snakes and an invisible ******* in the sky.

I'm pretty much just your everyday, average, garden-variety bible thumper, Albie. You could register your own brand of crazy. You're in a whole different universe.