Five phrases Christians should not say.

[Elok]

#1 I'm ambivalent about; "Woe unto you, pharisees and scribes, hypocrites" is pretty much "**** you, mother****er." #5 barely makes it in by adding "pretty much," since Ben could conceivably say "Jesus was not a Nazi" or "smoking is bad for your health." In general, though, I'm comfortable assuming that your list tops MrFun's.

[Dr Strangelove]

Right. Unlike Libya and Syria. I can see why you're concerned about a warmongering president that likes to attack other nations unilaterally.

You want to attack all 4 at once? Good thing you can't run for President ....ever.

[Ben Kenobi]

You want to attack all 4 at once? Good thing you can't run for President ....ever.

Seems pretty clear to me. If it's got an R on the label you hate it. If it's got a D on the label you love it. Pray nobody switches labels.

[molly bloom]

Yes. Jesus died for YOUR sins!!! If you aren't sinning constantly, HIS death is meaningless!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe in the Patti Smith creed. Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine....

G L O R I A .....

[molly bloom]

Five Phrases Christians Should Not Say:



3. "And then I donkey punched her."

You've been eavesdropping on nuns' downtime again....