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  • Canadian Woman Surgically Alters Ears to Look Like Elf

    Melynda Moon Has Ears Altered To Look Like Elves (VIDEO)

    The Huffington Post | By David Moye Posted: 12/24/2013 9:09 am EST | Updated: 12/24/2013 10:32 am EST




    A 23-year-old Canadian model knows something about "elf esteem" after having her ears surgically modified to look like the mythical creature's.
    In August, 2011, Melynda Moon decided to get an operation that would make her ears look like a character from her favorite book series, "Lord of the Rings."
    "The elegance of the elf ear is something I adore," she explained on a YouTube video documenting the surgery.
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    Moon, who lives in Guelph, Ontario, said the decision to change her elf, er, herself, was a long time coming. She believes she was a fairy in a previous existence.
    "I have always been very close to nature. Pointed ears are the most adorable thing, and I find the 'elven' attire is so elegant," she said, according to International Business Times. "I have always had fantasies about what it would be like to be something other than human, so I decided to change my appearance to look supernatural."
    The doctors who performed the $408 surgery skinned the tops of her ear cartilage, then skinned and cut pieces from the tips to form points. These tips were stitched together and removed a few weeks later after the ear skin was allowed to fuse, the Mirror reported.
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    Moon said the treatment left her "a bit uncomfortable the day after" and her ears "were really swollen and sore with a slight burning sensation."
    But she said it's been worth it just for the reaction she gets from people.
    "I have a handful of people assume I am dressed up because I have put on pointed ears," she said, the Daily Mail reported.
    "When I tell them they are real, they look pretty confused as if they are waiting for me to say 'just kidding' -- but I am not."
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    Moon admits that some parents have used her to keep their kids on Santa's good side.
    "Some people like to tell their kids to stop being bad because they know an elf will tell Santa they're being bad," she said, according to the International Business Times. "Then their children see my ears and realize their parents aren't joking."


    I guess she's ready to be one of Santa Claus's slaves.

    Canadians...

  • #2
    you mean people with self esteem issues do things to make themselves feel better about themselves?

    well, i never.
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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    • #3
      I'd probably have self esteem issues if I were cursed with a Canadian existence too.

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      • #4
        Reminds me of the Englishman with low self esteem issues. He thought he was the equal of everyone else.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #5
          Elf ears don't have lobes. Dumb *****!

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            Could we stop teaching kids to have "self esteem," please? It requires them to think "I'm awesome" without stopping to ask whether it's true. Not only does that devalue awesomeness by making it sound ubiquitous, it teaches children to accept flattering falsehoods without question. And, ultimately, undermines "self esteem," because if you have to keep telling someone how great they are, they tend to feel like maybe it's a load of crap.

            I propose my substitute, "a sober assessment of your abilities, bearing in mind your biases, limitations, circumstances and needs, while seeking to avoid either self-pity or pointless self-congratulation." Still working on a catchy title.
            1011 1100
            Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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            • #7
              That's just downright silly. All you have to do to get elf ears is convince your mother to drink excessively while she's carrying you.
              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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              • #8
                I thought that got you an orc, most of the time.
                1011 1100
                Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                • #9
                  You know she's ****ed in the head. That said, I'd **** her.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                    Elf ears don't have lobes. Dumb *****!

                    ACK!
                    So you have a lot of elf friends, huh? You're chock full of surprises.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      I'd probably have self esteem issues if I were cursed with a Canadian existence too.
                      Well, apparently I've managed to hack the DL.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                        You know she's ****ed in the head. That said, I'd **** her.
                        I get the feeling you don't have the most exacting standards, though.
                        1011 1100
                        Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Elok View Post

                          I propose my substitute, "a sober assessment of your abilities, bearing in mind your biases, limitations, circumstances and needs, while seeking to avoid either self-pity or pointless self-congratulation." Still working on a catchy title.
                          It is called "growing up"
                          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                          • #14
                            I knew her before she got the ears done, as it turns out.

                            I think the ears are fine. Her hand implant bothers me more.

                            The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                            • #15
                              You know, I get a little paternal glow about all these little freaks I've watched grow up and freak out the straight world.
                              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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