Round II - This time I will KILL IT!

[Ben Kenobi]

Canada and Finland are virtually tied in their WHO rating, so if the St. Boniface Hospital team in Winnipeg could successfully rewire me, your team can fix you. I do realize that heart surgery and brain surgery are different, and if things go dreadfully wrong you could end up like BK

I suspect given my father that this strays into 'dude, not funny' territory.

[The Mad Monk]

No.

Good.

[Berzerker]

hang in there, Pekka

just buy time, they're close to figuring how to induce our immune systems to attack cancer cells.

[Sava]

Pekka

[Pekka]

hang in there, Pekka

just buy time, they're close to figuring how to induce our immune systems to attack cancer cells.

I know!

This was my plan... to hang on for a decade or so, and get it under control. It was all possible, even likely, before this turned into a new nightmare. We'll see. I'll just have to tough it out. Death is not an option.

[molly bloom]

Pekka- let those mad cells know they're dealing with one of the famous Seven Deadly Finns.


I miss your utterly inspired craziness and detailed posts on wrestling, so try a pile driver or a full nelson and see if you can't get a knock out or a submission.

[Pekka]

Pekka- let those mad cells know they're dealing with one of the famous Seven Deadly Finns.


I miss your utterly inspired craziness and detailed posts on wrestling, so try a pile driver or a full nelson and see if you can't get a knock out or a submission.

Maybe it was the cancer!! If I was cured, I'd be like this super boring accountant or something. More likely a nude accountant though.

[MOBIUS]

I suspect given my father that this strays into 'dude, not funny' territory.

Since when do you care about ****ing off other people?

[molly bloom]

More likely a nude accountant though.

Oh praise Vainamoinen, normal service has been resumed!

Here's your song to sing when you get someone in a Boston Crab :

Oh, the French girls with their strings of pearls
Think it's such a burning shame
That the local boys with their country joys
Never make them daisy chains.

They're swapping disappointing incidents
While at the dock another ship pulls in
And suddenly the door breaks down (Hourah!)
It's the Seven Deadly Finns!

Oh soldiers and sailors
Have all been there before:
Gigolos and governments
Have tumbled through that door.

Because they need those French girls
With all their kiss-curls
And powder in their guns
And the Seven Finns with the deadly grins
Tend to measure beauty in tons!

The first is a freak with a masochistic streak
And the second is a kitten up a tree
The third is a flirt with an awful print skirt
And the fourth is pretending to be me
The fifth wears a mac and never turns his back
And the sixth never shows his eyes
But the Seventh Deadly Finn is so tall and slim,
He shoulda never been with those guys.

Although variety is the spice of life,
A steady rhythm is the source
Simplicity is the crucial thing
Systemically of course
(work it on out like Norbert Weiner)

So when those French Girls say to you
"Would you like your ashes raked?"
You'll have to take their word for it:
It's the only thing to take...

(Yodelling chorus)

[Pekka]

molly bloom, now what is that???? (I mean the video)

[Pekka]

So.... ugh.... the surgery has been scheduled... I'll be checking in 30th of Dec. and the operation will be the next day, 31st. Happy NYE or something.

Just few weeks ago I thought I'd be in my new house, playing video games, eating pizza after the kids sleep, since the wife is working that day... and instead I'll have my head split open.

And suddenly I became very afraid again. I think I'll be their last operation of 2013. They better not hurry it up!

edit:

Then again, this could be poetic... in a way... get you fixed up for 2013. Start 2014 with a 'brand new brain', which is not something you want to do in today's technology (they can't regenerate it, they can only take parts out). It is quite amazing how brutish these things still are, I've been reading a lot about it, naturally. The science behind neurology is very interesting. It is for psychopaths. I think I'll be operated by one. He will be my psychopath.

[dannubis]

Well, then. Let's all drink to that !

[molly bloom]

molly bloom, now what is that???? (I mean the video)

Brian Eno in a rare performance from the mid 70s on Dutch television (he used to play synthesizer and tapes in Roxy Music's early days). Some of his albums have songs with bizarre lyrics, so when I discovered you were Finnish, it was only fitting that there should be a song of his entitled 'Seven Deadly Finns'.

[rah]

I'll be thinking of you when I'm counting down the new year. Good luck.

[MikeH]

You don't need luck Pekka, you'll smash it.