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Oh God my son has brought his girlfriend over.
I have to go and meet her now....
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Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
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Tone down your enthusiasm a little.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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Tall blonde, blue eyed, Dutch father, mother a school head mistress, I tried really hard not to look at her chest and not be curmudgeonly
I did okay (I think)Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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If you "tried really hard to not look at her chest" she probably noticed. Now she thinks her boyfriend's Dad is a bit of a perv."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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I remember watching my father 'looking' at my friend's girlfriend's breasts. It was summer, quite hot (for the U.K.) and she was wearing a vest but no bra. She also had very prominent and large nipples.Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
I was mortified.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Be thankful you have a son and only have to try to avoid looking at his girlfriend. I have two daughters. I have to try to avoid looking at all of their friends.
"Hey daddy, can I have a sleep over with my group of teenaged girlfriends?"
"Um... yeah."Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
'92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 HarrisComment
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PICs or it doesn't count.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Yeah, I did feel like a perv a few times.Originally posted by Donegeal View Post
But it is more entertaining when they bring boyfriends over and you can scare the crap out of them.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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My favorite is saying "I've been to prison and I'm not afraid to go back."“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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I always opened with
"I've heard a lot about you", "None of it better be true"
That would usually get things off on the right foot.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Originally posted by pchang View Post
Whereupon they grin, wink at you, and say "Yeah! Great, wasn't it?"The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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I tried the "you see those 2 covered pits behind the garage, I have no problems digging a third" But I always was afraid one would respond with "give it your best shot GRANDPA"It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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If you have a son, you worry about a boy. If you have a daughter, you worry about ALL the boys.Originally posted by Donegeal View PostLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Dat trueIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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