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  • #31
    I imagine there are certain boys that would worry or upset you.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #32
      I prefer to scream, "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE! I"LL ****ING KILL YOU!!!" How they react to that says a lot about their character......and possibly mine....
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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      • #33
        Actually it's hardest when the kid is a good kid. You want to like them but then you think about what they're going to do to your daughter and the madness creeps in.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
          As of tomorrow, I become the father of a teenaged girl.

          I plan to just wink at prospective boyfriends and say "Shag her nicely".
          Reverse psychology.
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          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #35
            I keep remembering the blue oyster cult song line. "I want to do it your daughter on a dirt road"

            With my luck i'd say "shag her nicely" and he'd reply "naw, I prefer the rough stuff." The police wouldn't have to do much work on that case.
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #36
              Originally posted by rah View Post
              Actually it's hardest when the kid is a good kid. You want to like them but then you think about what they're going to do to your daughter and the madness creeps in.
              You mean what you're not going to let him do to your daughter.

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              • #37
                Any father that believes he can stop it forever is delusional.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by rah View Post
                  Then you weren't really in father mode
                  My sister and mum did not agree.
                  Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by rah View Post
                    Any father that believes he can stop it forever is delusional.
                    The father of a friend of mine always casually mentioned his shotgun to prospective boyfriends...

                    She did get married though. And the groom posted the following video on his facebook page later that night.

                    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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                    • #40
                      Were they like...16? Younger even? Sounds like something a pubescent boy might do.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #41
                        Ca 23. The thing is, this family has a weird sense of humor. Both the groom and his bride and her family. The father is worst.
                        Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                        I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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                        • #42
                          Oh, Lord.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by rah View Post
                            You want to like them but then you think about what you wanted to do to your first girlfriend and the madness creeps in.
                            FTFY

                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #44
                              Here's the thing, young Horse handled this very badly with Mrs Horse.

                              First off he announced GF was coming over Monday night wthout asking and then he told Mrs Horse she was staying over Wednesday night, which has probably been happening regulrly while we have been away, judging by the long blonde hair in the bath tub.

                              Mrs Horse's reaction was to feel like a doormat. Mother-son relations are a sensitive thing, especially when son finds other sources of emotional support. Of course I had to straighten it all out just so GF could come over on Monday without being scorched by dragon breath and get all her blonde tresses burnt off.

                              I don't know if she is coming over tonight but told young Horse sleeping in the same bed is not on the menu when we are home.
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                                which has probably been happening regulrly while we have been away, judging by the long blonde hair in the bath tub.
                                I'll bet he thinks you haven't figured this out.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                                ){ :|:& };:

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