Oh God my son has brought his girlfriend over.

[Hauldren Collider]

You old men are *******s

[bravado] Probably wouldn't have scared me [/bravado]

[Alexander's Horse]

hey I was a gentleman

she is rather flat chested though, the willowy type, long wavy blonde hair, this kind of look but with longer tresses.



Signs of a sharp tongue though - must be the school headmistress mother - apparently Dad is some sort of psychologist, likes to ask how people "feel" about things. Since I have no feelings to speak of, except a certain worldly numbness and nictoine induced tingling, I'm not looking forward to meeting him.

I can see potential for fireworks with Mrs Horse but he'll need a strong woman to break away from Mummy.

[rah]

Have a daughter HC, and I'm sure you'll come up with something equally creative.
I swear the first one they bring home you'll want to strangle. It does get easier. Kinda.

[Donegeal]

I do make it a point to let all of my daughters' friends know what I do for a living.

[MRT144]

Tall blonde, blue eyed, Dutch father, mother a school head mistress, I tried really hard not to look at her chest and not be curmudgeonly

I did okay (I think)

Tall Blond Blue Eyed is redundant for an aussie.

[MRT144]

I tried the "you see those 2 covered pits behind the garage, I have no problems digging a third" But I always was afraid one would respond with "give it your best shot GRANDPA"

kids dont understand pushback on threats until they're old enough to make threats themselves.

[Alexander's Horse]

I just realised that if my four sons marry I shall be bossed around by not just Mrs Horse but four daughters-in-law.

[MRT144]

I just realised that if my four sons marry I shall be bossed around by not just Mrs Horse but four daughters-in-law.

Hey, you could always have a fun gay son whose husband is into manliness and rugby. Boss you around to watching the game and drinking beers.

[The Mad Monk]

x-golden gaytime'd

I think you underestimate your rank.

[Alexander's Horse]

Hey, you could always have a fun gay son whose husband is into manliness and rugby. Boss you around to watching the game and drinking beers.

At least that would mix things up a bit.

[Agent Sox]

I remember when I first brought a girlfriend home my parents thought she must be crazy for spending time with me, haha. They had so many questions for her but maybe its because they were worried I was being taken advantage of somehow.

[dannubis]

I have a sister 12 years younger than me. Her first boyfriend suffered when he paid his first visit at the Xmas table.

[Nikolai]

My sister brought home a boyfriend a year ago. My father being an absent and whoring jerk, I kinda went into father mode with him. Asking him all kinds of questions, what he did for a living and stuff like that. I didn't go all rah on him though.

[rah]

Then you weren't really in father mode

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

As of tomorrow, I become the father of a teenaged girl.

I plan to just wink at prospective boyfriends and say "Shag her nicely".