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A hammer and sickle, then. I mean, obviously.
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Her dad is the stereotypical Fox News demographic... over 65... white guy... says **** like "Keep your government hands off my medicare!"To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Get her a vibrator. I'm sure she could use the warmth.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Got any recommendations Slowwdick? What does Ben use on you?To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Get her a vibrator. I'm sure she could use the warmth.
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I got her a 12 yr old single malt scotch, some pretty flowers, an artsy wine glass, $20 in scratch off lotto tickets (BECAUSE THOSE ARE FUN)
She's also getting $100 amazon gift card. Dinner at a nice restaurant....
How'd I do so far?To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Thread has served its purpose. Can be deleted or spammed.
Thank you to those who were helpful or funny.
Thank you to Slowwhand for using this as an opportunity to show you are a low class individual, sub human texan scumbag.
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Spam. Deleted spam, reintroduced. More spam.Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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Also, you should have given her a jolly good time.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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Do the stealth gas-up thing, too. That's an excellent idea that I will be stealing.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Is it too late to suggest a black strap on in a humorous manner?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Slow may be unto something, my first advice would've been to ..
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!Comment
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You forgot the vacuum cleaner and the screwdrivers and spanners in various sizes.Originally posted by Sava View PostVive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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I think you massively over-achieved. That's like about 5 birthdays worth.Originally posted by Sava View PostAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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It's an interesting meta troll ... will she remain consistent in her stance about your spending habits, or find that your spending habits have some upside?
The only potential pitfall I see in this is she ends up making the evaluation that 300 = 1/2 * 600, and determines you feel 2x about your TV as you do about her. Better throw in $300 worth of hookers or something.Comment
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