Dallas. The city that murdered a president.

[Sava]

Also... Ben Kenobi provided the guns for Slowwhand to assassinate President Jim Fitzleton Kennedy

I DEFAMED YOU BRO

COME AT ME

[giblets]

I feel sorry for Ben. He's in a long distance relationship with a guy in Norway and he can't even afford a plane ticket.

[Sava]

No. They aren't lovers. They just really love reading their bibles together.

[Sava]

Reading Bibles with a gay viking is a choice.

[Sava]

pirate problems:

I've got a steering wheel in my pants and it's drivin' me nuts!

YARRR

[giblets]

Reading Bibles with a gay viking is a choice.

Like drinking corn syrup.

[Sava]

I have a bottle in the pantry. Just think, if they ban it, I could bootleg that ****.

[Ben Kenobi]

They just really love reading their bibles together.

Ironic considering Nikolai's a protestant. His bible's in Norwegian, so no, we don't 'read our bibles'.

We *do* however play awesome succession Crusader Kings games.

[Sava]

nobody cares

[Sava]

honestly, i don't hate you

it's your own damn fault you harass nice swedish girls on the internet

otherwise, i wouldn't have defriended you

also, protip, don't call someone else's friend a cunt

[giblets]

Too lazy to learn your boyfriend's language?

[Sava]

HURGA DURR BURR DA MURRRRRR

BORK BORK BORK

[Sava]

I think that means, hello, how are you? where is the bathroom?

[Sava]

in ****ing norwese

or whatever their pig latin is called

[Sava]

is norwese a slur?

cuz i'm not racist

my sister married a norweger