Reasons For Sensitivity Training For Men

[SlowwHand]

These are (not PC) jokes, OK? Everybody try to not get your panties in a wad over it. I know how sensitive some of you are.

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to overcome the whole thing.
I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning!

The wife suggested that I get myself one of these penis enlargers, so I did.
She's 25 and her name is Kathy.

Went to the local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile" and other names at me, just because my wife is 25 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

The cost of living has gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You obviously weren't listening".

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

I was approached by a lady who asked me to buy a raffle ticket for an African orphan.
I said, "Hell no! With my luck I'd probably win one".

[MrFun]

Haw, haw, haw youz redneck crackers shore is fawny.

[-Jrabbit]

You're posting other people's jokes on the Intertubes?

Whose? And why?

[SlowwHand]

It was a photocopy I saw and thought I'd share. No ulterior motive.

Haw, haw, haw youz redneck crackers shore is fawny.

Only in the most broad sense does this have anything to do with you, so just kick rocks and go on down the road.

[MrFun]

Only in the most broad sense does this have anything to do with you, so just kick rocks and go on down the road.

Figured a weak-kneed, bleeding heart PC nutjob like you would be offended by my politically incorrect post.

[SlowwHand]

You and Sava should be platonic roommates. Start a community. Call it "Bizzaro Bungalows".

[MrFun]

You and Sava should be platonic roommates. Start a community. Call it "Bizzaro Bungalows".

no

[onodera]

40+15 is not pedo, but 30+5 certainly is.

[SlowwHand]

15 will get you 20 here.

[Sava]

You find this type of thing funny Sloww?

Certainly explains a lot.

[Wezil]

You're posting other people's jokes on the Intertubes?

I'm not a joke writer.

Whose? And why?

A Facebook friend.

Because it made me laugh.




For you Sloww:

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

[MRT144]

It was a photocopy I saw and thought I'd share. No ulterior motive.



Only in the most broad sense does this have anything to do with you, so just kick rocks and go on down the road.

A photocopy from when?

[SlowwHand]

Yeah, Wezil. I thought that was a good one.

[Ben Kenobi]

You and Sava should be platonic roommates. Start a community. Call it "Bizzaro Bungalows".

How about the 'Odd Couple'?

[DaShi]

It was a photocopy I saw and thought I'd share. No ulterior motive.

Were there any funny ones?